ipod

ipod
1. (iPod) (6178↑, 2500↓)
Thw world's smallest form of penis compensation.

Make sure you wear your white headphones everywhere you go while struting around in your tight pants and white belt while listening to the latest Hawthorne Heights song. Who cares if you have no class or taste, you're cool.

2. (iPod) (3979↑, 2444↓)
I bought one of these with my saved money. iPods are a waste of space on earth. 1. It holds more songs than anyone will ever own in their lives. 2. It says 12 hour battery life, but lasts for dick hours 3. Limited rechargeable battery - there are only a certain amount of charges you can use and then you have to pay a bazillion dollars for a new god damn battery. 4. Covering scratches easily, and if you don't want the screen to look like a cat was trying to find drugs in it, you have to buy a 50 dollar rubber case that yellows with time. 5. So overpriced for such a piece of shit. $420.00 CDN for it alone, and then a 3-year warranty which bumped it up to $508.00. Seriously. Go die, Apple.

"Holy crap, you have an iPod\! That's so cool\! How many songs does it hold?" "Five thousand." "How many do you have on it?" "About 200." "Why the shit did you get a 20 GB then" "........I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you"

Author: lindsay the gangster http://ipod.urbanup.com/1299536
3. (iPod) (3055↑, 1613↓)
Everything wrong with western society contained within a small media player.

Person A: OMG, dude\! I just bought an ipod\! Person B: What, on purpose?

4. (ipod) (2202↑, 1223↓)
The Most Expensive way to listen to music.

If have two options. Pay $10,000 to download 10,000 mp3's for Ipod, or pay $14.95 and download 10,000 mp3. hmmmm

Author: Doug Hightower http://ipod.urbanup.com/1432132
5. (ipod) (1878↑, 989↓)
a topic on urbandictionary.com that has been used to discuss the pros and cons of ipods between viewers. Besides it is too expensive and the only reason it has more sales than any other is because people are stupid

read all of the other entries to see what i mean

6. (iPod) (1798↑, 991↓)
An Apple Computer branded [word]mp3[/word] player with a large capacity solid state hard drive.

Hey John... send me that new 1108 Thugz track so I can put it on my iPod.

Author: Mike Rundle http://ipod.urbanup.com/111314
7. (ipod) (1256↑, 745↓)
the same thing as a Creative Zen in all respects except it looks a little cooler and costs twice as much.

-hey i got my 60 gig Ipod ofr just $500\! -you dumbass, I got my 60 gig zen for $250\!

Author: green phantom http://ipod.urbanup.com/1086774
8. (iPod) (784↑, 347↓)
A popular MP3 player used to play music. Made by Macintosh it is renowned for it's dodgyness.

John: My iPod just broke. Jane: What did you do to it? John: I turned it on.

9. (ipod) (584↑, 296↓)
(noun) a waste of money

I just spent 1,000 on my new iPod only to find out other mp3 players that do the exact same thing cost much less because I'm a fucktard.

10. (ipod) (370↑, 91↓)
A popular, high capacity mp3 player developed by Apple, reviled by many users of Urban Dictionary as a loathsome object of inexaustible hatred. Despite being nothing more than a fairly expensive music player, the Ipod appears to have fomented a vicious social conflict unseen since the French Revolution.

Husband: "Honey, I bought you an Ipod for Christmas\!" Wife: "An Ipod\!" "You Goddamn prick, I want a divorce."

Author: damon666666666 http://ipod.urbanup.com/1615743
11. (iPod) (614↑, 385↓)
Some piece of crap that Apple uses to brainwash the youth of North America, Europe, and Asia. usually bought by children aged 11+. They only buy it because: A) It's sleek deisgn and it's touch sensitive pad wheel B) They think it's the only way to get to popularity at their school C) it gives them something to brag about to their friends D) For guys 15+: It helps them compensate for their excruiciatingly small penis E) Everyone that surrounds them has one, and they feel they should follow the crowd and talk their parents into buying one for him/her.

Kiki: Like, I like, totally, like, love my, like, iPod that, like, cost $300 out of my like, college tuition\! Me: You stupid hoe, you piss me off. Get a Creative mp3 player. They're more reliable than that piece of shit. ::grabs iPod and sticks hundreds of magnets onto it:: Kiki: Ohhh, like, nooo\! This is soo, like, not kewl\! Like, sooo\!

12. (ipod) (650↑, 431↓)
when i first got my ipod for my birthday about 7 months ago i could honestly say i thought it was good. The only problem was the battery life- it lasted about 2 hours. However, 6 months down the line, even more problems are coming up. Battery life has decreased to about an hour, the abstard thing won't let me add new songs and has a shitload of scratches. The songs keep freezing and skipping or restarting. So now i will have 2 fork out another 200 quid 2 replace the bastard.

Please, people do not buy an Ipod.

13. (ipod) (425↑, 251↓)
The iPod is an mp3 player made by Apple, Inc. It looks cool and costs a crapload of money; and for what? The looks and the right to say "omfg i have an ipod" LOOK AROUND YOU, PEOPLE; there are thousands of mp3 players out there that have 10 times a many cool things it does, for CHEAPER than an iPod. Thats my opinion will YOU waste your money on that status symbol? i sure wont

"I'm a rich kid that wants to look cool... Lemme go get an iPod because everyone else is doing it"

14. (ipod) (420↑, 265↓)
terrible mp3 player marketed to ignorent people. being the only mp3 player with commercials and banner ads, people think its the only mp3 player that exists. other mp3 players that are better quality are usually half the price. for example, mp3 players by iriver and creative have features the ipod doesnt like internet radio capabilities.

person1: guess what\! my ipod is busted\! it keeps telling me to format it and re-upload my songs when ive done that 3 times\! person2: story of my life...

15. (ipod) (142↑, 12↓)
ipod is a kind of mp3 player,very popular and expensive,has a nice design.It is very small,so it fits in pockets,but it scratches easily.Many people argue about it,but the ipod is just a mp3 player,not stupid,douchy,not the best thing in the world,just a mp3 player.

Idiot:Ipods suck\!\!\!They are expensive and evil\!\!\! Idiot 2:Noooooo\! Ipods are awesome,they are the meaning of life\! Me:To think that they are talking about a mp3 player......

16. (iPod) (257↑, 136↓)
a musical device which is the top fashion accessory, though WILL break several times and 'get on ur tits'. On purchasing an iPod, you are garanteed to have a set of headphones that WILL break within several weeks. this results in frustration, and a decrease in penis size.

"dude my weiner is shrinking\!" "get ur iPod fixed" "nah, it'll just break again"

17. (ipod) (292↑, 173↓)
An overpriced mp3 player marketed by Apple that has a crappy battery and is marketed profusely on the Internet and TV. Ipods are commonly bought by ignorant people who fail to see the advantages of buying lower priced, higher quality alternatives that have better audio quality and battery life.

I just spent $300 on a new ipod because the TV told me to.

18. (ipod) (358↑, 260↓)
Hard drive mp3 player whose only pro is it's esthetic design. However, feature and accessory wise, it lacks. Other hard drive mp3 players such as the Iriver "H" series drive it to the ground, with features such as video playback, fm radio, digital recording via a built in mic etc.

OMG is that a new ipod? errr... no this is an Iriver H320 which pisses all over the ipod.

19. (ipod) (184↑, 88↓)
A device to offend the counter culture.

If this iPod's popular it must be rubbish\!\!\!

20. (iPod) (433↑, 337↓)
A small anal insertable white box. Primary use is to make pretentious individuals feel that they are cool. Flaws - Anal insertable - Prime target for muggers - Makes wankers even wankier - Expensive - Battery life expectancy shorter than that of a dead pig

"Wow this iPod fits in my ass\!\!\! "

21. (ipod) (121↑, 36↓)
the monopoly of mp3 players.

dude, my mom has an ipod , my sister has an ipod mini, my aunt and my cousin has an ipod nano, I have an iRiver.

22. (iPod) (378↑, 293↓)
Possibly one of the worst designed of all mp3 players. So sensitive to movement. (don't try and copy those ad's) if you don't have an apple computer it'll stuff up and you will have to pay a fee (even though it is under warrenty). Accessories cost a bucketload (ie here in australia the skin cost me $60 bucks) Scratch-resistant? pffft

Girl in cafe - you have an ipod? cool Girl in cafes friend - no, i've only had it one month and its stuffed up already Me (overhearing)- really? yours is broken too? i just sent mine back and i know 3 others who have had to send it to get repaired Some dude - you girls should just get creative mp3 players. much more reliable than that ipod crap everyone [angry at apple]

23. (ipod) (133↑, 49↓)
The definitions on this site have been used to discuss the pros and cons of the iPod. The fact is, it is a music player that is priced reasonably when compared to many other portable music players on the market today. The black and white screened iPod were somewhat overpriced, and the original iPod photo was far overpriced in comparison to other players, but with the introduction of the iPod with video it has become much more reasonably priced for a video player. Also, many underaged children have a strong desire to own an iPod due to Apple's extremely successful advertising campaign, and as a result many people buy these players more as a status symbol rather than for practical use as a music player, leading people to purchase the most expensive model which holds 15'000 songs while only filling it with 200 songs.

Student \#1: Hey, cool iPod. Student \#2: Thank's, it's a 60 gig. Student \#1: Oh, nice\! I have that one too. How many songs are on yours? Student \#2: Oh, like 13'000, how about you? Student \#1: Wow\! That's so many\! I only have like 350\! Student \#2: ...well then why did you get the 60 gig version? Student \#1: Oh yeah, well why do you have all of that music\!? Student \#2: Because I really appreciate music and this was the best piece of hardware I could find that would hold it all with an easy to manage user interface. Student \#1: Well... You suck\!

Author: ZachDigger109-32 http://ipod.urbanup.com/1751283
24. (ipod) (205↑, 131↓)
An expensive, overpriced, small mp3 playing device that can store a large capacity of mp3s. I'd find them useless, seeing as I can't even think of 1/10 the amount of songs you're able to put into it.

Some Guy: Yeah, I just got another new ipod. Me: Yeah, good luck with that...

Author: Highly Evolved http://ipod.urbanup.com/1278228
25. (ipod) (228↑, 157↓)
A horrible invention that lets the user run around in circles to find their mtv-endorsed favorite song of the week. High points are freezing at the best times (ie, study hall, long car rides, etc.), ugly design, and hard to use operating system.

Oh em gee, I just gawt mah IPOD and it totallli rox0rxz. Mah frendie tuld me 2 buy 1 cuz she got 1 n she luvz it\! Unly pr0blem iz dat it freezzzes sumtimes, but dats okie if i can listen 2 mah favorit musixcxz\! YEAH LOLZ LINDSEY ALL DA WAY

Author: Proud owner of a Creative Zen http://ipod.urbanup.com/1269782
26. (iPod) (108↑, 46↓)
A digital music player produced by Apple Computer co. The iPod is an enigma in both terms of success and controversy; some customers find the product unreliable and the battery difficult to change where as others praise its simple design and ease of use. An example of its design would be the touch-sensitive wheel that allows you to easily select an artist, album or track intuitively and at speed. People who dislike the iPod often quote that it's over-priced, unreliable and that most people cannot use the storage space - this is mostly true for any similar device on the market, although the perceived lack of reliability of any popular product will doubtlessly be driven by how vocal disappointed individuals are. The most dumbfounding claim is that you can only use music bought from iTunes and that the software is difficult and unreliable to use. There are many third-party applications that work with an iPod, and the player supports many codecs. Should you try and transfer an unsupported codec, iTunes will automaticlly convert it - obviously you do not have to have purchased your music from iTunes to have it in your library.

iPod is subject to a lot of jealousy from school-age children. iPod is a victim of its own success. People have an obsession with iPod.

27. (iPod) (112↑, 50↓)
Want to see something fun? Diss the Ipod in front of an [Apple Computers] employee. They'll react like you just slapped their mom and tell you(in a whiny butthurt tone) to quit complaining and send your concerns to apple's customer service. Good lord, its just a fucking mp3 player\! All electronics have their ups and downs and goddamnit we have a godgiven right to complain about the technical issues of them. I guess if you jab at any apple product's flaws, the brainwashed facade starts to crumble and i-cultists will stop at nothing to keep the delusion alive.

I worked for [Bose], and sold iPods. We wanted to put some mp3s on the display model so customers could try it out... and it crashed every PC it was hooked up to. While complaining amongst ourselves, an Apple store worker happened by and took things a bit personal.

Author: gooberliberation http://ipod.urbanup.com/1572166
28. (ipod) (75↑, 14↓)
A rectangle that holds music, videos, or photos. Contrary to popular belief, it is not the Anti-Christ or the cause of the downfall of Western civilization. I purchased one so I can have my entire CD collection in the palm of my hand, not so I can say OMGZ LoOk At My Nu iPoD\!\!11

I bought an iPod to play music on.

29. (ipod) (211↑, 150↓)
Trendy overpriced [p.o.s.] that can't even do gapless output or vorbis. Not for people who like music. Less expensive players have more features and sound better.

Watch me demonstrate defenestration with this ipod-using poser\!

30. (ipod) (81↑, 23↓)
A popular, high capacity mp3 player developed by Apple, reviled by many users of Urban Dictionary as a loathsome object of inexaustible hatred. Despite being nothing more than a fairly expensive music player, the Ipod appears to have fomented a vicious social conflict unseen since the French Revolution.

Husband: "Honey, I bought you an Ipod for Christmas\!" Wife: "An Ipod\!" "You Goddamn prick, I want a divorce."

Author: damon666666666 http://ipod.urbanup.com/1740531
31. (ipod) (124↑, 77↓)
What people buy when they don't do research on mp3 players. I'll admit that it looks really cool and the Nano looks even cooler...but when you get down to it, the software is inferior and it limits the things you can do with your music. You can only sync it with itunes and that deletes songs off the ipod that aren't in itunes anymore and you can't transfer the music from the ipod to another computer.

About 90% of suburban high school students use ipods. They didn't go with what made sense, but with what was trendy...which is okay for some people.

Author: Casual Reader http://ipod.urbanup.com/1447787
32. (ipod) (65↑, 27↓)
ADVANTAGES: 1. Can be dropped several times on concrete and still work just fine. 2. Charges quickly and lasts a long time on one charge (up to a day) 3. Click wheel is very responsive and easy to use. 4. Has cool accessories. 5. Large, bright display. 6. Cool features. DISADVANTAGES: 1. Attracts robbers. 2. Battery costs a crapload of money to replace. 3. Expensive as hell. 4. Scratches Easily so you have to buy a case ($15-$50) to protect it.

IPODs do suck in a way, but they're not that bad\!

Author: chicagophanatic http://ipod.urbanup.com/2136894
33. (iPod) (72↑, 37↓)
Expensive mp3 player designed by Apple. Apple has conspired a master plan to ensure you pay the most possible for one of these nifty music boxes. But their plan doesn't stop at just at the main product, it goes on to all the carrying cases, the iPod docking stations, the FM radio attachments and the horrible program, iTunes.

Stan: Hey man, can i see your iPod? Joe: Dude, with all the money I put into this thing I'm not letting anyone touch it, not even me. It's locked in a safe in my basement with all its assesories I bought for it.

34. (ipod) (116↑, 82↓)
Trust me,im a proud suburban loser/geek,and have no plans to be "popular" and i must say a 30 gig ipod is very much underrated for its value for the money. Most 299 dollars players lack video capability (with the exception of iRivers new flash players,which are very nice too and cheaper then ipod,but hold much less,but those are [nano] fighters) All mp3 players break and get scratched up,but the batteries really do suck with ipods. Sound quality is also very good,as long as you dont use apples lousy stock earbuds,which is the status symbol of the ipod generation. Thats why i use etymotics,not stock. when it comes to sound quality,ease of use, and overall value,the ipod is a good player that gets a bad name by the stock earbud wearing [posers] who make the less image concerned immediately look over the ipod. While iriver,creative,archos,etc etc happen to make very good mp3 players, the ipod is just as good as any of these,and at 299 for a 30 gig player with video capability(you can get freeware to rip dvds straight on to the device),the ipod is actually a good overall value ruined by its MTV image.

If apple would just add an FM tuner and a built in voice recorder to thier ipod,they would actually have the perfect player.

Author: unbiased definer http://ipod.urbanup.com/1559267
35. (iPod) (46↑, 14↓)
A)A topic on Urban Dictionary that people use to complain how much they hate iPods so fucking much, yet they waste their time not writing what it really is. B)A portable device used to listen to music. It's lightwieght, and small enough to carry in your pocket. It comes in a variety of colors. You can charge it up from your computer, or buy cord to charge it up in your car.

A)Annoying Person:OMFG, I fucking HATE iPods\!\!\! They're such a waste of tyme and space\!\!\!\>:(

36. (iPod) (125↑, 94↓)
A portable MP3 player made by Apple.What stupid people call all MP3 players.A complete piece of shite. Original versions had a battery that was impossible to remove without reworking the PCB. The damn thing is the worst example of the Marlboro Lights culture in that it comes in minimalist stylings. Do yourselves a favour and get something made by Creative instead.

The iPod is a piece of shite.

37. (iPod) (34↑, 4↓)
Provided by the company Apple, it lets you play songs in the version of a [mp3] music format. It also lets you play videos and movies, as well as let you view photos. You can add contacts to your iPod, notes, and can play various games. You can download more stuff at the iTunes store. iPods have a variety of colors and types, all differences by gigabytes and size.

I think I'm lucky to have a 8GB iPod [Nano].

38. (Ipod) (72↑, 45↓)
1.Probably the status symbol of today's teen. If you don't have one, you are not cool. If you have one, you are cool. Personally, I think there are many better mp3 players of there, like, I dunno, the Creative Zen\! Like many other people said, it will hold more songs than anyone will hear in their life. I think the new introduction of videos was, quite possibly, the dumbest thing ever invented. Why the hell would you watch full length movies on tiny little screens, when you can hook up, say, a Creative Zen, to the T.V. and watch your movies. No, Creative isn't paying me to say that, I just own one, and they are about 4,397 times better than an Ipod. 2. What everyone will call your mp3 player no matter what type it is.

1. \<unpopular dude\> WOAH DUDES\!\!\!\! I GOTS ME A NEW VIDEO IPOD\!\! AND GUESS WHAT\!\!\! IT PLAYS VIDEOS\!\!\! IT ONLY COSTEDEDED 5,000,000 U.S. DOLLARS\!\!\! LOLROFl. \<popular dudes\> WOAH MAN NOW YOU IS POPULAR COME AND SMOKE ROLLED UP PEICES OF PAPER WITH US BEHIND THE SCHOOL LOL CUZ OUR MOMMIES SAID WE COUDN'T HAVE CIGARETTES\!\! AND MY DAD SAID I COUDN'T STEAL HIS WHEN I ASKED IF I COULD\!\!\! \<Smart dude\> Idiots. 2.\<formerly unpopular dude\> HEY MANS IS THAT A IPOD\!\!?\!?\!?\!\!?\!\!?\!?\!?\!1111uno\!\!\!11117 \<Aformentioned smart dude\> Um, no. It's called \<insert and music player here\>, and it's \<ridiculous number\> times better than your status symbo...sorry, Ipod.

39. (iPod) (39↑, 13↓)
I am I the only one actually satisfied with my iPod? Yes, it can get loads of scratches but if you look after it PROPERLY, as in not chuck in a washing machine, then it will be alright. I have just filled up my 80gb 3rd generation iPod, so no, it doesn't hold 'more songs than anyone could possibly listen to in their lifetime'. Of course, there are cheaper mp3s on the market, but for me, it will always be the iPod that comes first.

iPods are missunderstood creatures, give them a break\!

40. (iPod) (143↑, 117↓)
Also [iPoo]. A less advanced and more expensive version of the Creative Labs Nomad Zen Xtra that features a non-removeable battery and less disk space.

Whoa, my iPod battery is dead, man.

Author: Miryam Websta http://ipod.urbanup.com/637066
41. (iPod) (36↑, 15↓)
A digital music player produced by Apple Computer co. The iPod is an enigma in both terms of success and controversy; some customers find the product unreliable and the battery difficult to change where as others praise its simple design and ease of use. An example of its design would be the touch-sensitive wheel that allows you to easily select an artist, album or track intuitively and at speed. People who dislike the iPod often quote that it's over-priced, unreliable and that most people cannot use the storage space - this is mostly true for any similar device on the market, although the perceived lack of reliability of any popular product will doubtlessly be driven by how vocal disappointed individuals are. The most dumbfounding claim is that you can only use music bought from iTunes and that the software is difficult and unreliable to use. There are many third-party applications that work with an iPod, and the player supports many codecs. Should you try and transfer an unsupported codec, iTunes will automaticlly convert it - obviously you do not have to have purchased your music from iTunes to have it in your library.

iPod is subject to a lot of jealousy from school-age children. iPod is a victim of its own success. People have an obsession with iPod.

42. (ipod) (40↑, 19↓)
A popular, high capacity mp3 player developed by Apple, reviled by many users of Urban Dictionary as a loathsome object of inexaustible hatred. Despite being nothing more than a fairly expensive music player, the Ipod appears to have fomented a vicious social conflict unseen since the French Revolution.

Husband: "Honey, I bought you an Ipod for Christmas\!" Wife: "An Ipod\!" "You Goddamn prick, I want a divorce."

Author: damon666666666 http://ipod.urbanup.com/1697005
43. (ipod) (86↑, 67↓)
The name iPod refers to a class of portable digital audio players designed and marketed by Apple Computer. (Hewlett-Packard also markets the product under the name Apple iPod + HP.) iPod offers a simple user interface designed around a central scroll wheel. Most iPod models store media on a built-in hard drive, while a lower-end model, iPod shuffle, relies on flash memory. Like most digital audio players, iPod can serve as an external hard drive while connected to a computer

I want an iPod to listen to music.

44. (iPod) (54↑, 36↓)
A mp3 that comes in a variety of sizes of colors for people to listen to music. Small sizes for people who don't listen to alot and bigger ones for people who do. Usually people will buy one and then bitch about it. Mostly they get one that holds more songs than they are going to listen to. So Make sure if you buy one make sure it is one that will suit you.

A 2GB holds about 500 songs. A 4GB holds about 1,000 songs. A 40GB holds around 10,000 songs. Ipod man 1: "Man this things is crap I only have 200 song why did I buy a 40GB one." Me: "Because you have failed at life and you should have bought one that you could actaully use like a 4GB. Me on the other hand have too many songs for a 4GB so Ineeded a 40GB."

45. (ipod) (61↑, 45↓)
A portable digital jukebox that fits right in my shirt pocket.

instead of having a bulky cd player in my pants pocket having to frequently change cds, i can just listen to my ipod which i have easy access to in my shitr pocket and not have to change cds

46. (ipod) (55↑, 39↓)
ipods are devices used to listen to music. they are small, lightweight, easy to use, and very convenient. but, like all things, it has drawbacks. indeed, they are pricey, they do get scratched easily, and don't live up to the advertised battery life. But if you love music like i do and have an extremely large CD collection, they are the one of the most convenient electronic devices ever. The 30gb model(i own one) even plays music videos and movies. You can buy an fm adapter so you can listen wherever you drive, too. You can schedule events and set alarms to remind you of things. You can watch Sin City or that really hot Shakira video, all with one small gadget. The main drawback, however, is that they are now the "flavor of the week", so people who are NOT seeking to be cool/trendy, are mistakenly put in that group when they are seen with white earbuds.

I mean, come on... when you think about it, ipods kick ass.

Author: Michael in LA http://ipod.urbanup.com/1599144
47. (iPod) (70↑, 55↓)
A portable hard disk with the capabilities for playing music files, and viewing photo's(except for the shuffle). It can play music, save photo's, get scrathed up in a day, cause more errors on your computer than a goddamn nuclear holocaust, have a dead battery in 2 hours(rather than the advertised 15\!), make you bankrupt all whilst Apple is making an assload of cash. The ONLY reason they are popular is because of the advertisements appealing to blacks, posers, "punk" rock lovers, and rich people. Nowadays, thoses people make up about 96% of society. Seriously (and not to sound like a smartass), if you know anything about the workings of technology, you will know that an iPod is worth well less than half of what it is sold for. Apple makes too much profit off of them.

ipod user-man i love my 400$ 60gb ipod. creative user-Damn\! did they suck your dick first? ipod user-No,why. creative user-cuz thats twice what i got my Creative zen for, and my battery last 4 times as long. Plus mine won't break like yours just did by attempting to put a .wma file on it. iPod user-Oh well. chicks think i'm rich when i have my white and grey headphones on.

Author: crazyondirt14 http://ipod.urbanup.com/1467239
48. (ipod) (34↑, 20↓)
1. An item that is an icon for the modern world of Apple today. 2. An appealing mp3 player that every rich prep has. 3. Great item to steal from other people.

Dude \#1: Look at the iPod I stole\! Dude \#2: Hey, that looks like mine... **Death upon Dude \#1** Dude \#2: GG n00b.

49. (iPod) (25↑, 14↓)
Pretty expensive mp3 player that some people like to hate.

Person 1: Hey it's like, my iPod it so g*ddamn broke down it's like, FUCK THE SYSTEM, pretty cool huh? Me: Mine still works great.. Person 1: ...

50. (ipod) (12↑, 2↓)
One of the most popular mp3 players in (at least) the USA. Despite all the people here who try to diss it, and I daresay I find it hilarious to read :D - You can choose the size based on what you have in your computer (I got 8GB, 500+ songs already on it and I can store my whole CD collection) - VERY portable - Relatively durable if used properly - Easy-to-use interface (contrary to popular opinion, if it is an mp3, you can use it. Not that BS about nazi-style monopoly and m4p crap) - Did I say popular? To all the pri-... I mean people who complain about being seen with the white earbuds (which are pretty decent on their own), try this: 1. Plug your ears in with buds but do not connect to iPod 2. Arrange it so that the cord runs down the BACK of your shirt. This is a critical step in making the view angle-proof 3. Wear a hoodshirt. Also, if applicable, wear a cap as well over the earbuds. 4. NOW plug into your iPod in your pocket. The hood covers all remaining angles and you can now tune away w/o fearing getting caught :D

iPod nano costs approx. $149 in 8 colors at most shops. The 9th is purchaseable \@ Apple

Author: Sean Skyhawk http://ipod.urbanup.com/3517741
51. (ipod) (26↑, 16↓)
A relatively easy-to-use Mp3 player produced by apple. Although it is generally slightly overpriced, it is usually worth the money. One of the only Mp3 Players to work with both Mac and Windows computers. Some say that the iPod has an unreasonably large hard drive space. The new iPod Videos, Classics, New Nanos and Touches all have video playback, and with the 60,000+ Video Podcasts available from iTunes, the large space is necessary. Also, any iPod can be used as a removable disk for extra space, and with the hard-drives in iPods being usually equal or more than most computers. iPods are also the most known and popular Mp3 on the market for the last 6 years, so there are numerous accessories and add-ons for it. Some people say it is not good because it doesn't have FM radio. With hundreds of CD-Quality sound, why would you bother with staticky FM radio. New iPods get up to 30 hours of continuous playback. Probably the easiest Mp3 player to update, also. On Macs, as soon as you plug it in, it automatically updates all your music, photos, videos, podcasts, games, contacts, voice recordings, notes, and calendars. [Windows] computers are well-known "unuserusability" so most people should just upgrade to [Mac OS X]

Gary: I just got an iPod Classic. It is so cool. I can even use it as an external hard-disk. John: I just got an iRiver. Gary: A what?........... ............... .................... ............. ............... ................. ...................Dude, last night, i left my ipod on, and it played for the whole night, barely exhausting the battery when i looked at it in the morning............. ....................... .......... ............. .................. .............. ...........................Google Search found 0 results for iRiver Accessories Google Search found 0 results for Creative Accessories Google Search found 348,961,983,349 results for iPod Shuffle Accessories Google Search found 839,326,755,856,534,219,054 results for ipod accessories.

52. (ipod) (41↑, 31↓)
An mp3 player that poor/wannabe unique/jealous fuckwits seem to take pride in insulting over the internet. For my 14th birthday I got an iPod nano. And I love it. Know why? Because it's a damn sleek design, it plays enough music and yes - IT DIDN'T COST TOO MUCH. 2gb. 500 songs. I don't need more, thats more than enough. For me anyway. So for you jackasses who can't live without your 60gb ones - I don't care. The pad wheel is easy to use, and I wanted something I could see the songs i want to select. Hence the easy to find songs, menus, etc. The Creative, and iRiver were MORE expensive than my iPod, for nearly the same capacity. I don't want my ENTIRE computer of songs. I want my favourites I can listen to when I want. I've had mine ages now, and I mean AGES. it's not broke. I can still put songs on and off it. I've never got mugged. Like anything in life it has defects: Often, you can't hold 500 songs. It scratches pretty easily

Internet nerd: afhaihgoa I HATE DA iPOD. BECAUSE I WAS CARELESS WITH MINE/CAN'T AFFORD ONE. iPod user: .____.;; See how judgemental I can be to iPod dissers? Yeah. Relook your posts bitches.

53. (ipod) (37↑, 27↓)
-an amazing device that holds every song i may crave at any given moment. -highly stereotyped as a fashion accesory. -ipods rock, you don't

"i use my ipod everyday, questions?"

Author: JAKE\!\!\!\! http://ipod.urbanup.com/1890890
54. (ipod) (45↑, 35↓)
A walking advertisement for: MUG THIS FOOL, THEY GOT MONEY. Any fool dumb enough to buy an ipod and walk around town with their white headphones in their ears, trying to look cool, when they are actually saying: He I got lots of money. Usually private school fags. A piece of electronic crap also.

Crack Addict 1: Hey check out that kid there, he's got an ipod. Crack Addict 2: Get him\!

55. (iPod) (15↑, 6↓)
A popular media device designed and marketed by apple computers. Considered to be the predessor to large capacity multimedia devices it is the most popular form of portable mp3 listening machines. Released in 2001 shortly after the return of CEO, Steve Jobs, the iPod has over 80% worldwide marketshare thanks in part to the device's wide spread advertising campaign. With many lacking features, it has become target to the "[geek] sub-culture" for ridicule and "[lame]ness". However with such popularity iPod has become the world's most prelevlant portable multi-media device and hence has received brand association with all types of multi-media devices and mp3 players.

1. person a: "Hey is that an iPod?" person b: "No, it's just a mp3 player." 2. "I just downloaded this [kickass] tune from White snake on my iPod."

56. (iPod) (10↑, 2↓)
A device used to watch videos or listen to music on a city bus for the sole purpose of ignoring hobos.

Hobo: hey mister, you got any change or want to talk about nothing in particular while my eye wanders and i smell funny? You: (dont notice because you are blasting white noise and staring at a 3 inch screen) Hobo: you make me cry inside You: (still dont notice) Hobo: (walks away and bothers another poor soul without an ipod)

Author: Rajesh Koothrappali http://ipod.urbanup.com/3000348
57. (iPod) (9↑, 1↓)
IPods are a brand of mp3 players that uses flash memory to store music, and documents. The iPods that come equipped with an LCD screen also have the ability to store photos, and (in more advanced models) video files. I recently purchased a 3rd generation iPod nano, and I can store all of my school documents, and Power Point documents onto it. However, the best part is I can use it for cheating on my exams. To do this, (although I´m not sure it works on other models, but it´s worth a shot), simply type out all of your notes out on to a regular Word document, and then save it to your iPod. (Its works just like a Flash Drive, so it´s quite simple). Then select the document to be able to view it on the screen. Pretty sweet, huh? (IPod nanos are the best to do this with because they´re easier to hide from the teacher).

Friend: Dude, what´d you get on your test? Me:A 100\! I used my iPod. (Shows friend notes on iPod screen). Friend: Sweet, that pwns\!

Author: The German one. http://ipod.urbanup.com/2619565
58. (ipod) (20↑, 12↓)
A reliable music/storage device with an annoying ".AAC" song file format. If you hate Apple, you hate IPod. An "MP3" player that actually makes an attempt at enforcing copyright laws. Anyone with half a brain can work around it, but bravo to Apple for the effort. I've owned an iPod Mini for 2 years and have beat it to all hell and never have had it fail on me. Notice the newest iPod nanos have switched to the "mini" style of design which is by far the MOST reliable. People take cracks at the status symbol of wearing the notorious white earbuds, but in actuality ANYONE who uses ANY type of generic cheap ($75 or less) earbuds to listen to their music is a douche. PLEASE buy a quality set of earbuds so you can at least begin to appreciate what music was meant to sound like, and as an added bonus you'll add mileage to your ears by being able to hear more at a lower volume. Shure makes a $99 pair of E2C earbuds which deliver substantial sound quality for the price.

Joe Bob wasn't worried about being categorized by his music player of choice, so he made a smart decision and bought an iPod mini. His friends poked fun at him, but after he let them listen to his iPod with his aftermarket earbuds he convinced them the better sound was because of the iPod. The next day all his friends went out and sold their Creative mp3 players on eBay and bought iPods instead.... the poor mindless douche bags were fooled by the lowly iPod owner.

59. (ipod) (39↑, 32↓)
An extremely popular high-capacity digital music player approximately the size of a deck of playing cards, first hitting the market in the early 2000's. Often the target of praise by those who have them and ridicule by those who are jealous and/or belligerent fans of other audio companies.

Tool: "Dude, DUDE...ipods suck LOL\!\!\!\!\! IRIVER 4EVAH\!\!\!ROFL\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!11ONE" Everyone else: "Honestly, go choke already."

60. (iPod) (29↑, 23↓)
pretty much a piece of shit. I had an iPod once, 12 months and the battery life decreased, and the sound quality is shit, and it had a crack on it. The only reason people buy it is because it is stylish, has ads, and is from the only company that people less than 5 brain cells know of.

idiot: hey i just got a ipod\! Non dumbass: why don't you do yourself a favor and put your ipod in the blender and go buy a creative zen or an iriver

61. (ipod) (28↑, 22↓)
A pathetic attempt at cloning the successful Zune media player

iPod sucks, but I still have one, i don't know why....

62. (ipod) (14↑, 8↓)
An mp3 player developed by Apple. It is usually on a one-for-the-price-of-two sale. Additionally, a popular sales tactic associated with it is the "xgb" hard drive size, where x is a number usually above 20. The fine print usually reads "it is actually impossible to have 20gb worth of songs, stupid. thanks for the extra cash, retard." It is a prime example of planned obsolescence--not only is the battery irreplaceable, but the ipod often breaks down by simply using it. Troubleshooting: Problem: ipod is frozen. Answer: Did you try using it? This is often the problem. Problem: I don't have $40,000 to spend on songs Answer: We know. Problem: The shininess is gone. It looks like I scrubbed it with an iron sponge. Answer: Buy a new one, asswipe. If you bought it a month ago, chances are we came out with a better version.

dude1: Dude, i just bought a brand new ipod\! dude2: Didn't you hear? The new model came out just now. dude1: My ipod holds 20gb\! dude2: Dude you can put your 1,000 cd's on it\! dude1: I already did, and I still have 90% of the space free\! dude1: my ipod broke, dude. dude2: what happened? dude1: I tried listening to a song.

Author: William Microsoft Gates http://ipod.urbanup.com/2857269
63. (ipod) (49↑, 43↓)
For all you people who put shit on iPods because of irreplaceable batteries and hard disks and about the $250 Apple repair fee, browse the fucking nets, you morons. You obviously have a web browser, so use the fucking thing\! iPods DO have replaceable batteries, AND Hard drives. My iPod is currently open and on top of my computer right now, i bought a new hard disk for it to up the capacity. The battery is connected by a wire to a socket on the mainboard, much like the battery in a cordless phone. There are plenty of companies around that make replacement parts (ie the HDD is just a 1.8in Toshiba) so quit your bitching about them. It costs about $75 for a new battery and $150 for a new HD\! I agree, Apple over-charges for the "replacement scheme" but seriously, if you think that Apple suck so much why follow their advice and not open your iPod? Morons.

Everyone who thinks that iPods are lame because of irreplaceable batteries are fuckwits who probably can't afford them.

64. (iPod) (7↑, 2↓)
Noun: An MP3 Player developed by Apple. It's size, or capacity, ranges from 4G to 160G, depending on the iPod variant (Shuffle, Nano, Classic, Touch, etc.). It's size, physically, ranges from, comparatively, a hair-clip and a PDA. iPods can to a variety of things. They can, of course, play music. They can also run games, play and record video, and store pictures.

It doesn't look like many people here like iPods. Remember, kids: Urban Dictionary is a place for definitions, not slander\!

Author: Indifferent Dictionary http://ipod.urbanup.com/4538062
65. (Ipod) (7↑, 2↓)
A device that many people think is only for music and as a cult symbol, But that is SO not the case\! My yellow 4th gen ipod holds my recipies (cuz im a guy who loves to cook Italian) ,my notes for if I want to cheat in school or remember, my music, my podcasts, my videos, and my photos (or porn if your lonely and don't want a PSP), fun little games like solitair or minesweeper, and tells me the time if i seriously need to look at a damn clock cause my ghetto school cant fix a clock. Plus the ipod is useful (and also intended for) to hold things OTHER then music but teens are to stupid to put there powerpoint or a movie in there and only put emo songs. The Ipod is a good device for 200-400 if you want to use it as a trully mini comp for notes, music, movies, videos, and podcasts and put small hacks and that loud sound that only a few people can hear for pranks\!

I used my ipod to cheat on the test and listen to Nas, when I finished I played the blaring dog wistle and made everyone leave the class crying\! I love you ipod lets go make some Cannolies\!

Author: Zed Spinelli http://ipod.urbanup.com/4218649
66. (iPod) (71↑, 66↓)
What is an iPod? It's a little piece of metal that you plug headphones into and listen to music. I remember when I was seven and we had a device that achieved the same goal - a Discman. You can buy them nowadays for ... ohhh ... somewhere around the proximity of zero dollars. Discmans worked fine back in the day. Now that there is better technology, all of a sudden Discmans are worthless. But why? Discmans never got worse, technology got better. Worthless technology. The concept is to listen to music with no strings attached. Discmans accomplish this just fine. The iPod is capable of holding 10,000 songs. Who the fucking hell needs that much? Of the 80 million+ iPod owners in the world, how many have maxed out the space? Only about 14. Merely fourteen people have successfully filled their iPod. And strangely enough, all of these kids were in the same room at the same time. It was at the annual GROTEFP (Geekiest Rejects on the Entire Fucking Planet) convention. So you like iPods because they're smaller than CD players? That's reasonable, but how much is it worth to you to shave off a few precious inches? The iPod ends up being ten square inches smaller than the average portable CD player. That means a total of about three inches squared. It's only three inches. That's tiny, and for three hundred dollars? Penis enlargment pills offer you an extra three inches, and they're only $40-$50. Now honestly, would you rather have three inches less of audio player or a Discman and huge dick? Size wouldn't even matter then because you could just hang the player from your enormous cock. Now that the size issue is settled, perhaps a Discman isn't the answer because you require more than 3 seconds of anti-skip. Oh, wait\! Discmans nowadays don't skip\! Ever. That can't be what makes up for the drastic difference in money. The iPod can hold 10,000 songs. The Discman uses CDs which hold usually up to 20 songs. Perhaps you don't want to carry 100 CDs everywhere you go. Oh, wait\! Discmans play mp3s now\! That's like 100 songs per CD\! And unlike an iPod that maxes out at 10,000, Discmans have a removable source. So if we have 100 songs per CD and potentially infinite CDs, that's ... umm ... 100 infinity songs? iPods have rechargable batteries, but so does Ace Hardware store. A bunch of new technology and impressive statistics really don't mean much. When it comes down to it, an iPod isn't that great. So why could it possibly cost so much more money than Discmans, mini disk players, and cheaper mp3 players?

By buying an iPod, you're buying into a trend. You are paying hundreds of dollars to be a part of the new big thing and attempting to buy approval. This means one of two things: 1) you don't already have a big thing, or 2) you're stuck at the pre-adolescent stage of thinking having what someone want makes them your friend. Get a clue and get something else with your parent's Christmas fund.

67. (ipod) (14↑, 9↓)
An mp3 player created by the companey apple. It has many features such as.. -scroll wheel -durablility -a lot of room -crap

Girl:Like omg, Look at my ipod nano, isn't it soo cute\! Me:Stupid, the other mp3 players costs less than an ipod and still do the same features\! Girl:Like your just jealous Me:*grabs ipod and slams it on the ground then steps on it* Am i jealous now? Girl:Like No\!\!\!\!111\!

68. (iPod) (49↑, 44↓)
Definition 1 (proper noun): [Apple]'s Crappy Popular and EXTREMELY Overpriced MP3 Player, that is very easy to break and costs at LEAST 3 times as much as something just as good. Also, it requires the equally crappy and restrictive iTunes player. Definition 2 (noun): What stupid people call any MP3 Player

David: Yo, I got a 60GB iPod for only $850\! It's way better what you got\! Sanjay: Shut up, I bought my 60GB Creative for $200\! David(Feeling Regretful): Oh... D-Roc: Yo wassup my homie G\! I gots me-self one-o-those iPod thingies, not dem MP3's\!\!\!\! Dr. Dre: Shut up moron\! \#1, it's MP3 Player (not MP3), \#2, iPod is an MP3 Player\!

69. (iPod) (26↑, 21↓)
Popular by advertisement, an MP3 player, with the ability to read AAC, Mp3 and much more. Only possible drawbacks are: 1)insanely high price for an mp3 player, 2)Low battery life compared to otehr mp3 players, 3)Not so great starter earphones,4) Having to use iTunes. If you are a music pirate, then an iPod doesnt make a sound qulity difference, however, if you DO purchase music legally, then ripping ur cd's to AAC format will be better sound quality.

Creative Users: I can listen to 10 DAYS worth of DECENT music, how bout you iPod? iPod users: I can listen to 10 HOURS of GREAT music\! Pirate: Yaaaaaaaaaaaar.....

70. (ipod) (6↑, 2↓)
A popular mp3 player created by apple (the computer company not apple records) witch recieves alot of criticism but manely this is only because many people dont use it properly. the topic of little battery...: as with most rechargable batteries you need to occasionally completely run it out and leave it on charge for probably 10 hours plus (probably best idea is to put it on charge 12 hours before you get up in the morning and DONT USE IT). therefore the batterie on the next day will last as long as apple say it should. the topic of too much space...: there are models (the ipod nano or shuffle for example) witch have little space on for the very reason that most people dont have 12 days worth of music and listen to it all (like someone like me does). the topic of price...: basically your paying for what you get. its like anything, for example, a nice big house willcost more then a un nice small house wont it. your paying for size and quality.its a designer product of the mp3 world and for the record of how long they last, ive had my 30 gig ipod now for about a year and a half and it hasnt failed me once because i know how to use it.

john: my ipods stopped working mary: how long hav eyou had it? john: about 9 months, i suppose they all break after that time. mary: how often do you charge it? john: about half an hour a day mary: you charge it too often with too little, it thinks half an hour makes it full so it leaves it as its standard batterie life.

Author: Jamie Turner http://ipod.urbanup.com/2568737
71. (iPod) (5↑, 1↓)
an accurate and unbiased definition The iPod is a brand of portable media players designed and marketed by [Apple] Computer. Devices in the iPod family provide a simple user interface designed around a central scroll wheel (with the exception of the [iPod shuffle]). The standard iPod model stores media on a built-in hard drive, while the smaller [iPod shuffle] and [iPod nano] use flash memory. Like most digital audio players, an iPod can serve as an external data storage device when connected to a computer. Discontinued versions of the iPod include two generations of the popular [iPod mini] and four generations of the full-sized iPod, all of which had monochrome screens except for the 4th generation iPod with color screen (previously sold as iPod photo before it replaced the monochrome iPod in the main line). As of June 2006, the lineup consists of the 5th generation iPod, which has video playback capabilities; the [iPod nano], which has a color screen; and the [iPod shuffle]; all three models were released in 2005. The iPod is currently the world's best-selling digital audio player. The bundled software used for uploading music, photos, and videos to the iPod is called [iTunes]. A music jukebox application, [iTunes] stores a comprehensive library of the user's music on their computer, and can play, burn, and rip music from a CD. The most recent incarnations of iPod and [iTunes] have video playing and organization features. The iPod's mainstream use and popularity worldwide in the [MP3 player] market has led to iPod becoming one of the world's most popular brands of [MP3 player]. Apple's proprietary actions regarding iPods and [iTunes], however, have led to criticism as well as legal battles. Version History: 1st Generation - 5GB/10GB - monochromatic screen - scroll wheel (buttons surrounding) 2nd Generation - 10GB/20GB - monochromatic screen - touch wheel (buttons surrounding) 3rd Generation (dock connector)- 10GB/15GB/20GB/30GB/40GB - monochromatic screen - touch wheel (buttons above) 4th Generation (regular) - 20GB/40GB - monochromatic screen - click wheel 4th Generation (photo) - 40GB/60GB - 16 bit color screen - click wheel 5th Generation (video) - 30GB/60GB - 16 bti color TFT screen - click wheel

--- The iPod has brought MP3 players and digital music in to the mainstream ---

72. (ipod) (3↑, 0↓)
ipod meaning i-pee-o.d

Karen: "Hey spell ipod" Justin: "i pee o.d?" Karen: "Lol damn\!"

Author: ayoitzmiiduh http://ipod.urbanup.com/4539763
73. (ipod) (6↑, 3↓)
A mp3 player that holds a lot of music. The problem here is that many poeple don't realise the alternative options out there. Many people usually say they feel cheap. OK. Just because it uses SOLID STATE MEMORY WHICH IS LIGHTER THAN ANY HARD DRIVE and uses plastic doesn't make it a piece of shit. Hey did you hear of these new fangled "buttons" that are touch sesitive like the iPod's wheel? Oh Lets not mention the fact that i could get a 2 gig zen or a 1 gig shuffle for the same price and the zen has a speaker\!\!\! One more thing, Creative is THE BIGGEST name in computer sound. Having to use iTunes is bs. LET ME USE MY FARKING WINAMP\! Heres one, the cord having a "special" end that only a trip to walmart can get me a new one, not one of those cords i have plenty of. As for the higher up models $2-300, your right. A zen has less storage than the iPod. Yet I can hold more higher quality video because of DIVX and XVID compatability. Never in my life have i ran into an aac file. Can your ipod play OGG/Vorbis? If you need a calendar or notes or know the time constantly and can't ask someone "what time is it?", get a palm pilot. Wow, you can play solitaire on your iPod when i can play the same dam thing on my CELL PHONE. Battery life? i don't care because i owned and used a laptop with 2.5 hours of battery life. So anything above that is good. Ease of use? Anyone with a brain can figure out how to use ANY mp3 player. I like my music free and I watch video on a larger screen than 2.5 inches of uber suckage but for pictures, the screen is fine. Others say that they need the 5 terabytes of ipod superfluocity for storage. BUY A F***ING EXTERNAL HARD DRIVE DUMB SH*T. Apple your high time was the 80's. Be like commodore and let go already.

p1: I can play solitaire and see the time while holding 500 songs that most of them I don't listen to on my ipod. p2: You could do the same thing and more with a cell phone. p1: an Iphone? p2: More like a RAZR.

74. (ipod) (7↑, 4↓)
A small music/video playing device that is useful in everyday life. Although there are cheaper and better MP3 players out there, iPods are not really that bad. The latest generation isn't extremely overpriced and it is pretty cool. The main flaw is its accessory prices, but it's tough point is the accessory range. There are thousands of accessories for the iPod. Buying an iPod makes some teens and little kids think that they will be with the "cool kids" after buying ones. This is DEFINETLY not true. It's just a music player with style. The reason Apple has sold so many iPods is because of its advertising and the looks.

Bob: I bought an iPod\! YAY\!\!\! Cool Kid: Cool. *turns around and goes back to talking with his friends* Bob: *Waiting for a request to join the cool kids* Bob: I got an iPod and I love it. Joe: I have one too, but I would have gotten a Creative Zen if I had thought about it earlier. But I still like my iPod. =)

Author: One of those people who isn't flaming the iPod. http://ipod.urbanup.com/2748546
75. (ipod) (15↑, 12↓)
A piece of shit Mp3 player that is awesome for the first year and then after that everything on it starts to fuck up on it.

"Don't buy an ipod because you will end up spending a shit load of money on repairs, covers, songs, batteries,etc."

Author: fuck apple ipods http://ipod.urbanup.com/2135506
76. (ipod) (19↑, 16↓)
A popular, high capacity mp3 player developed by Apple, reviled by many users of Urban Dictionary as a loathsome object of inexaustible hatred. Despite being nothing more than a fairly expensive music player, the Ipod appears to have fomented a vicious social conflict unseen since the French Revolution.

Husband: "Honey, I bought you an Ipod for Christmas\!" Wife: "An Ipod\!" "You Goddamn prick, I want a divorce."

Author: damon666666666 http://ipod.urbanup.com/1757585
77. (ipod) (28↑, 25↓)
1.Most Expenisive Mp3 out there that is really just another excuse for horny kids to put porno in something and take their ipods to the restroom 2.Music playing device that hols more songs than anyone could ever own

1. hey man guess what? i got my ipod and it was only 400$\!\!\! and i only had to give up 3 years of eating\! 2. oh crap man i finnally got my IPOD it holds 5 thousand songs\! i only have about 100 but who cares ill fill the rest up with porno\!

78. (iPod) (2↑, 0↓)
A device that origionated from mp3s, took over and changed how people use music, games, and video from a hand held device. First came the iPod classic, then the iPod video, the iPod Touch, the iPhone, the iPad and many other versions of each. These are devices now used by people everywhere and are becoming a common sight. A massive price carries impressive results, devices like these need proper care and a knowledgable owner. Research will also get people very far and satisfied with these divices. The company is called Apple.

iPods and iPhones are the \#1 selling hand-held devices around the world. Almost all of my friends have iPods or iPhones.

79. (iPod) (2↑, 0↓)
Acronym: Intellectual Pretender Orating Derivatives. A person, often a student, who has not developed any unique intellectualisms but will bombastically offer plagiarised arguments and opinions, or repeat verbatim any number of literary quotes or philosophies without any real understanding of them. Much like the actual iPod media device, which plays back music or video that has been stored on it, but does not create new media by itself, an iPod in the human sense, stores information, but does not have the propensity for the creation of unique intellectual opinion. Could also be described as a [Faux-losopher].

The scene from Good Will Hunting between Will and Clark in the Harvard bar is a great example of Clark being an iPod. Will: Of course that's your contention. You're a first-year grad student; you just got finished reading some Marxian historian, Pete Garrison probably. You're gonna be convinced of that 'till next month when you get to James Lemon. Then you're going to be talking about how the economies of Virginia and Pennsylvania were entrepreneurial and capitalist way back in 1740. That's gonna last until next year; you're gonna be in here regurgitating Gordon Wood, talkin' about, you know, the pre-revolutionary utopia and the capital-forming effects of military mobilization... Clark: Well, as a matter of fact, I won't, because Wood drastically underestimates the impact of social... Will: See, the sad thing about a guy like you is... that you dropped 150 grand on a f***in' education you could have got for a dollar fifty in late charges at the public library\!

80. (iPod) (3↑, 1↓)
An extremely large hard drive for music or extremely small hard drive for movies with an extremely small battery life and some [p.o.s.] software. The ipod is overly priced and will break witin the first year of you owning it. The ipod touch and iPhone are especialy prone to breaking with a fragile screen that WILL CRACK no matter how carefull you are with it. The software will not like a Microsoft Windows PC and will end up dying as a result of a software malfunction, or damaged hardware... Baisicly it will die no matter what.

Jack: hey i just got an iPod to go with my new macbook Ethan: You know they will both die within the year, rite Jack: WTF is it doing Ethan: Oh look at that... it just died. I tryed to tell you apple products were inferiour.

81. (iPod) (15↑, 13↓)
A regular ordinary MP3 / MP4 player that costs 10x more than the standard player. It's basically an item one tells themselves is better and more qualified than any other media device, yet it requires installing bullshit iTunes, using some special cable that costs an arm and a leg instead of the standard USB 2.0, and ultimately becomes a useless piece of shit when the screen gets scratched. It's also got an overrated battery that lasts about 40 minutes.

Person 1: DUDE\! I just got a new iPod. Me: *facepalm* So many people like iPods and are so convinced they are the best, I will be surprised if this comment is even approved.

82. (iPod) (9↑, 7↓)
1. A series of multimedia players produced by Apple. 2. The reason many teens are broke. 3. The piece of modern technology that is seen by the ignorant as 'cool.' 4. One of tho reasons Playboy is going out of business. The other being the internet.

1. "Wow\! My ipod can play music and movies and pictures, except it's crap cause I have to spend hours converting my .avi to .mp4, dont forget to specify .mp4(ipod)... 2. "Holy Hell\! This piece of shiny plastic and circuits cost $450? It couldn't have cost apple that much to make it\!" 3. "I totally walked around the mall with some generic white earbuds in and got seven girl's phone numbers... and one from some Indian dude." 4. "Woah. Thanks to Apple, I have a portable media player with twenty-four hours of downloaded porn\! I will never be pornless, because of no acess to a computer, again\!\!\!"

83. (iPod) (5↑, 3↓)
A device that when used properly can hold audio, video, pictures, games, music videos, movies and more. Most people are stupid and do not know how to add files to it or purchase the 160 GB model for their collection of 6 CD's. Other people buy an iPod without purchasing a case for it, drop it on the cement, then post a definition on Urban Dictionary that it scratched and it's a piece of shit.

Guy \#1: iPods are gay, it costs $1 each song. Guy \#2: That's why we have LimeWire you idiot.

84. (ipod) (2↑, 0↓)
A mp3 player that holds a lot of music. The problem here is that many poeple don't realise the alternative options out there. Many people usually say they feel cheap. OK. Just because it uses SOLID STATE MEMORY WHICH IS LIGHTER THAN ANY HARD DRIVE and uses plastic doesn't make it a piece of shit. Hey did you hear of these new fangled "buttons" that are touch sesitive like the iPod's wheel? Oh Lets not mention the fact that i could get a 2 gig zen or a 1 gig shuffle for the same price and the zen has a speaker\!\!\! One more thing, Creative is THE BIGGEST name in computer sound. Having to use iTunes is bs. LET ME USE MY FARKING WINAMP\! Heres one, the cord having a "special" end that only a trip to walmart can get me a new one, not one of those cords i have plenty of. As for the higher up models $2-300, your right. A zen has less storage than the iPod. Yet I can hold more higher quality video because of DIVX and XVID compatability. Never in my life have i ran into an aac file. Can your ipod play OGG/Vorbis? If you need a calendar or notes or know the time constantly and can't ask someone "what time is it?", get a palm pilot. Wow, you can play solitaire on your iPod when i can play the same dam thing on my CELL PHONE. Battery life? i don't care because i owned and used a laptop with 2.5 hours of battery life. So anything above that is good. Ease of use? Anyone with a brain can figure out how to use ANY mp3 player. I like my music free and I watch video on a larger screen than 2.5 inches of uber suckage but for pictures, the screen is fine. Others say that they need the 5 terabytes of ipod superfluocity for storage. BUY A F***ING EXTERNAL HARD DRIVE DUMB SH*T. Apple your high time was the 80's. Be like commodore and let go already.

p1: I can play solitaire and see the time while holding 500 songs that most of them I don't listen to on my ipod. p2: You could do the same thing and more with a cell phone. p1: an Iphone? p2: More like a RAZR.

85. (ipod) (10↑, 8↓)
The worse version of the mp3 player. - Ipods are somewhat Expensive - Itunes cost a dollar per song - They don't let you transfer songs you bought in itunes to a different media center, that means your songs stay with itunes to stop you from switching - Idiots by ones that can hold 20,000 songs. Who the hell even knows 1000 songs? And even if you do how are you going to tell me that you listen to everyone of them and like all of them? I love music but still I couldn't fill up 1000 songs without adding some I don't really like. - They market small mini/nano ipods. Why would you want something so small you could lose/break? - They come in fruity colors, limegreen, teal, and boring ass colors, black and white - They break every other month, they just shut off and die - Its almost impossible to get it fixed, they send it back to you the same - It scratches mad easy - The skins for it look like condoms - The headphones are uncomfortable - People only buy it because it is well known, try other mp3 players

Idiot: My ipod is like omg awesome Me: My mp3 player has a slide out speaker and a touch screen and I only paid $115, I fell on the ipod wagon too but I sensed up and bought a real mp3 player

86. (ipod) (6↑, 4↓)
An ipod is a litle MP3 player. Some people that don't have alot of money, or like to hear themselves type, say that it is the most horrible attrocity against man since Nazism. If u like it, buy it, if not, dont.

*ragging maniac* "AHH AN IPOD SUCKZZ AND I DONT LIKE IT AND IT IS CRAPPY AND IT IS NOT (insert product name) \!\!\!11\!11" *myself* Hey, Ipods are cool

87. (iPOD) (7↑, 5↓)
A small music player designed by Apple, my opinion best thing ever made.If your smart you'll get Limewire and dowload your songs from there insted of paying 99 cents per song.Plus you would of gotten it about 6 months later when it was only 150 insted of 200 or 300 dollars like it was before.Plus you can get the 2 gig which holds 250 which is probably the most songs your ever gunna put on the damn thing

iPOD's are firiggen awesome...=]

88. (ipod) (16↑, 14↓)
MP3 players that break every 3 months that make you look cool. Who cares if you smell bad? You have the latest ipod.

"OMG my ipod broke again\! Time to dish out 400 more dollars to fix it\!"

89. (ipod) (33↑, 31↓)
A tight ass, popular mp3 player that is a fashion statement, holds shit loads of songs/pics/videos( if video capable), they come in differnet sizes and prices, the ones that are available are: ipod nano, ipod mini,ipod video. the best one is the ipod video 30gb($299.00) Getcha an ipod.

homie 1: "listenin to new music on his ipod." homie 2: watcha get there mayne? homie 1: its that new ipod video cuz. homie 2: oh shit let me see that\! homie 1: iight here homie 2: dayyyum thats hott\! homie 1: yup but the price aint as cool. homie 2: you gotta pay 99c a download for this thang? homie 1: nah i download that shit for free off limewire homie1: brb i gotta run to circuitcity\!

Author: thug ass nigga http://ipod.urbanup.com/1817532
90. (ipod) (30↑, 28↓)
Something that hypocritical pricks on Urban Dictionary decide to criticize and say that they'll won't buy it to remain "non-conforming", yet buy it anyways in secret.

UD Poster - I bought a iPod, because I'm a slave to the Apple Corporation. Also I have a fetish for anything thats covered in a albino-white casing that demasculizes my otherwise tough-looking street clothes.

91. (ipod) (36↑, 34↓)
Overpriced, trendy MP3 player manufactured by Apple. Its popularity means there is a wide variety of accessories available, but that's probably the only practical reason to buy one. It requires you to use itunes, which is a pretty shitty program. I'd recommend a Creative Zen over the iPod. Creative actually knows a thing or two about sound, the Zen is significantly cheaper and has 2-3x the battery life of an ipod video. The screen on the Zen is monochrome, and it doesn't play movies, but who the hell actually uses their mp3 player for that anyway?

There's nothing unique about the ipod. If you're actually buying an mp3 player to listen to music and not just being a whore to the latest style/trend, save your money and get something else.

92. (Ipod) (37↑, 35↓)
Ipod= Idiodic People on drugs. I mean come on. They're like 300 fuggin dollars, and for what? Just to say OMGWTF I haz an Ipod\!\! I is teh cool\!\! You people are idiots. I got my MP3 player for $70, and actually has more features AND longer battery life. So if you are looking for an MP3 player, And feel like throwing a rediculously large amount of money out the door, be my guest.

Apple is just using the Ipod to take advantage of society's ignorance.

93. (ipod) (1↑, 0↓)
a player

crystal: jay will you go on a date with me? jay: nah i m an ipod, and ipods don't go on no motherfucking date, you feel me ? crystal: but you ain't a player, loser\!

94. (iPod) (1↑, 0↓)
A high maintenance chick who is popular and slightly more attractive than average who requires an unreasonable amount of money, and time, but in the end; she will do all of the same stuff, [bitch] about the same things, and put you through the same crap any normal chick would. The worst part is that after she gets only about a year older, you'll dump her to the curb and go out in search for a younger more popular chick with the same qualities as the original chick with a few more public [blowjobs] than the first.

Guy A: Dude how ur date with (random name) went? Guy B: I don't wanna be with her. She's such an iPod. Guy A: How? Guy B: After buying her flowers and paying her way thru a movie, dinner, and the fair, she wanted me to take her clothes shopping the next day out of MY pocket. Then she got pissed off with me and called me a poor loser with no money after telling me I wasn't gonna get any from her when i said no. Guy A: Damn what a bitch. That sucks.

95. (iPod) (1↑, 0↓)
Everyone hates it...but we all still own one =\

I don't even know why I have an iPod...

96. (Ipod) (2↑, 1↓)
A peice of shit usic player that has Pros (Positives) and Cons (Negatives)

Ipod: Positives - You get to listen to favourite tracks You become liked by your freinds, and stop saying [Lucky] to a person that has one Can hold up to a gajillion songs Smooth design, fits right into your pocket Negatives - Ass-poor battery life Costs a lot Fragile A popular MOCKERY subject Owned by the Pwned Used by assholes Money Waster Life Degrader And it ALL comes back to you. buy an mp3 player for gods sake, Apple is ripping you off, if you want an Ipod, only to be ripped off, Live with it, you fucked person. go have buttseckz with some shithead, 'cuz that's what's like to have a broken Ipod And i'm telling it like it is

Author: your best idiot http://ipod.urbanup.com/4876342
97. (iPod) (1↑, 0↓)
One of the greatest phenomenons to ever rock the planet, and equally the greatest piece of crap known to man. A device to make you look like a young hip member of Gen-Y, while also making your wallet substantially thin.

dude 1: "hey man i got this cool ipod - im sooo gonna get laid tonight." dude 2: "but how will you afford a hooker just after wasting all your cash on that ipod?"

Author: jim_bob_the_great http://ipod.urbanup.com/4230518
98. (iPod) (5↑, 4↓)
a word in urbandictionary.com receiving both positive and negative descriptions. Their reasons are: for Positive- They just bought one and want to brag about their new hi-tech gadget. for Negative- They don't own one and desperately want to have one.

Amy: Hey, I like, got my new iPod and it has like 80GB or sumthin. It's like so totally kewl, ya know. Marco: Wtf, you don't need that piece of shit. f*ckin retard.... (I wish I had one)

Author: the_proud_nerd http://ipod.urbanup.com/4180323
99. (ipod) (1↑, 0↓)
It is a mp3 device made by apple that has a sleek design and has a high cost. the ipod can be a negavitve thing but if you take care of it then it will last just like mine 5 years and it is still running well and nothing really will happen and then it can be a good thing How to take care of it 1. wait till the battery completely drains out then charge it so the battery life will last longer 2. if you dont want it to scratch then buy a cheep or expensive plastic sticker to cover the screen or you can buy a fair price of $10-25 rubber cover 3. If itunes asks you if you want a new update you take it so it itunes wont crash and also if you need to update your ipod then do it so it is compatible to your itunes 4. the obvious one dont drop it crush it or squish it if you follow these steps then it will last just like mine

john: hey i got an ipod jane: cool hey you know how to take care of it right? john: i think

100. (iPod) (3↑, 2↓)
The iPod is often mistaken for a piece of shit. It's actually not that bad. Although: 1. It's pretty expensive. 2. It has excessive space. 3. A lot of people die from the iPod.

(1) Dude A: You have an iPod? How much did it cost? Dude B: Everything I have. (2) Dude A: That song is shit. Why don't you save space for better songs? Dude B: It doesn't matter that I never listen to half the songs, I have 4 gigs of space. (3) Dude A: WATCH OUT FOR THAT FALLING HELICOPTER\!\!\! Dude B: WHAT??\!\! I CAN'T HEAR YOU I'M LISTENING TO MY IPOD\!

Author: caitlin fo shizzle http://ipod.urbanup.com/3271675
101. (ipod) (7↑, 6↓)
"Idiots Price Our Devices" from the creators of iPod

Man they would so totally buy our iPods since theyre idiots who'd do anything to price our devices to keep up with trends :P

102. (ipod) (6↑, 5↓)
Worst and most expensive mp3 player on the market, sold to the brainwashed public with phony ads. Comes with free DRM, self-destruct software, and will give you arthritis if you keep scrolling through your songs with it. It automatically encrypts your songs once you put them onto your ipod so you can’t dump them onto a friend’s computer without hacks, or wasting a week re-naming tracks. Also has the most soulless interface ever, you can’t even set backgrounds- You do get to be like every other loser with an ipod though with your plane white background. It has midway audio quality and god awful battery life, and doesn’t support some of the most commonly used formats. The only good ipod, is a hacked ipod- but its still a crappy ipod.

Ipod Guy: Hey I just bought a 200 dollar 1gb ipod mini Cool Guy: Umm… I just bought a 40 dollar 2gb micro SD card, for my phone.

Author: Joey-Joe-Joeson http://ipod.urbanup.com/2601133
103. (ipod) (9↑, 8↓)
An iPod is the most popular way of playing music on the go. Most of the people who say its a peice of shit are the people who havent got one and cant afford one. If you are one of those people, see if you can get your hands on one and have a play with it. I have a 60GB 5G iPod and im very happy with it, it has 6136 songs, 23 videos (7 movies), 12 games, about 700 pictures and i still have 23gb left. Good features: Sleek design Clickwheel Huge capacity Great sound quality Plays games and can run the Linux OS Good screen size to watch videos and view photos Pocket size Bad Features: Easily scratchable (I bought one) Need to use iTunes (Can use alternates) Slow responses Doesnt come with an AC-Charger (I bought one) iTunes products are overpriced in the UK compared to prices in the US. Don't judge the iPod simply on the price, i paid £160 for mine and i think thats a great price for a 60GB 5G iPod.

Me: I just got my new 60GB iPod, watch this video\! You: iPods suck, i got this cool mp4 player for much cheaper and it does the same thing as the iPod. Me: Can it play games, quicktime formatted videos, aac audio? Does it have a calender, clock, notes function? You: Erm, no...I always thought that iPods sucked, let me have a look at that\! Me: You thought iPods sucked because of the reviews you read from people who never tried an iPod and couldnt afford one. Now you try it for yourself and dont stereo type the iPod as shit, its a good peice of eqipment. You: Wow, this is pretty cool, i wish i didnt come onto urban dictionary and read all the bullshit people post. Me: To everyone in the world, iPods arent bad, people arent rich. Simple.

104. (iPod) (0↑, 0↓)
My child

Girl: "Whoa Katy\! do you have linkin park on your iPod?" Katy: "DONT TOUCH MY BABY\!"

105. (Ipod) (0↑, 0↓)
Ipods. They bring sex to ur ears\! the shuffle is gay though... NEVER put it on shuffle \>.\>

Girl: JIZZZ boy: wat?? Girl: I jst got ear raped by my ipod. Example 2 Girl: *clicking next button* gay. gay. lame. stupid. gay. lame. lame. old. ARGHHHHHHH WTF YOU DUMB SHUFFLE?\!\!\! PICK GOOD SONGS\!\!\! \>.\<

Author: sumRandomKaytieeKidd(: http://ipod.urbanup.com/5292514
106. (iPod) (0↑, 0↓)
An MP3 player that was created by Apple computer company in which to hold up to 10,000 songs and possibley more in some time or future the reason 10,000 is simply because peoples song taste's change over time and so they created a device with that much space so that way you the consumer would not have to delete any songs off of it, personally I have 1,000 or so songs so...only 9,000 more to go till I hit the limit and have to delet some songs, my taste's tend to stay the same now =]

**Friend** "Hey **another friend** you got a new iPod I hear...what do you have on it man? **Another friend** "Oh you know the classics like the Ramones, Motley Crue, GNR, Black Sabbath, some Ozzy Osbourne and I even got myself some rap on there too" **Friend** like who? **Another friend** Oh I got Jay-Z, some of that Lil Jon' and a few other artists **Friend** Cool

Author: BOOMSHAKALACKALACKA\!7299 http://ipod.urbanup.com/4413320
107. (ipod) (1↑, 1↓)
The best thing in the world

if you don't feel like listening to someone talk you could listen to your favorite [song] on your ipod

Author: chickencowface http://ipod.urbanup.com/3893059
108. (iPod) (0↑, 0↓)
A $300 convenience charge on music

My 2-year-old iPod just died the other day, and those 8 gig Nanos are a rip-off, so now I'm looking at blowing around $300 on a new one.

109. (iPod) (0↑, 0↓)
1)a current-generation mp3 player with varying amounts of space to store music and other files. 2)something most people seem to hate for no valid reason other than the fact than to fit in with other people who hate it 3)something people on urbandictionary use to express their negative opinions.

1)guy 1: Dude check out my new iPod, it's the 20 gig one. guy 2: Nice 2)I HATE IPODS, THEY SUCK AND I FEEL COOL NOW. 3)See: above.

110. (iPod) (1↑, 1↓)
music listening to device see also: [mp3] [CD player] [boombox]

nikkii: I WANT MY MUSIC LISTENING TO DEVICE hanch: ::chucks iPod at head::

Author: jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues http://ipod.urbanup.com/3196916
111. (iPod) (1↑, 1↓)
Mp3 player created by Steve Jobs. Price gets higher as product gets smaller. Has way too much space that never actually gets used.

Guy 1: Hey, check out my new iPod\! It cost me $400\! Guy 2: Damn, that thing is tiny\! Check mine out, it cost $200\! Guy 1: Woah, what a fatass iPod\!

Author: candyland717 http://ipod.urbanup.com/3170480
112. (iPod) (1↑, 1↓)
Portable device made to annoy a larger audience. The company Apple makes you believe it's actually cool, but when you buy it, you are immediately surprised by how it sucks harder than a vacuum cleaner.

Person A: Oh... You got an iPod? I'm so sorry. Here, try my Creative ZEN. Person B: Thanks, now I feel much better\!

113. (ipod) (3↑, 3↓)
yet another word thats hated by the people of urban dictionary because everyone here hates it due to the fact that their either poor white trash that cant afford one, an outcast at school with no friends so they seek attention on the internet, or a 50 year old. So what if its more expensive then the other mp3 players, its the most popular and the fact that its better is a relative term

an ipod does not shrink your penis size what makes you think a middle aged man will have a bigger penis than a 15 year old just because he doesnt have an ipod if you cant afford an ipod, its not our problem, quit bitching if you have something other than an ipod, it wont make you uncool and a loser, if you are normal and not an antisocial freak, you should have friends

114. (ipod) (4↑, 4↓)
The best media player that money can buy. Made by apple computer systems, which are one of the leading technology producers in the world, this company has vast amounts of experience and resources in this field. Ipods are small, handheld, and easy to use. They are not more expenvise than an normal mp3 player of their class, and they have better coverage and quality. Can hold thousands of songs and videos, as well as pictures, contacts, and games. Comes in many assorted colors and varieties, all of which are priced for each individual person.

guy 1: hey, did you hear? Apple just made a new ipod guy 2: really? thats good to hear\! we can always use more ipods, they are such good mp3 players guy 1: you got that right

115. (iPod) (1↑, 1↓)
An overpriced brainwash mechanism. People buy it because people have it. We are too stupid to actually shop so we buy an iPod. This is so true that people don't know the difference between an iPod and an mp3 player. That's right\! the iPod is actually a type of mp3 player. And YES\! there are actually other mp3 players that you dont have to sell your house to buy\!

*Guy 1: Hey\! I see you bought an mp3 player Guy 2: No George. This is an iPod. Guy 1: Idiot *Guy: Hey\! I see you bought an iPod, now what are you gonna do about a house? *Lennie: Look George\! Look at the little iPod nano. I like to pet nanos. They so small and soft and fluffy. *George: Lennie you idiot\! You broke it. iPods aren't meant to touch Lennie. They're just there to show people that you are a brainwashed American. I'll get you a real mp3 player later. I heard Slim say they got some Zens in the barn.

Author: LilMateo91690 http://ipod.urbanup.com/2507410
116. (iPod) (4↑, 4↓)
The worst piece of technology that is around today. I have used my cousin's iPod, just to look around, and I can say, personally, it really have some flaws. Here they are: 1. The scroll pad goes too fast. If you want to select a song, be prepared to wait for 5 minutes to attempt to select it, since it goes too fast. 2. The fact that there is so many. There is the 1 gig, 2 gig, 4 gig, 8 gig, 30 gig, and an 80 gig. Now, say before the 30 gig came out, you bought the 8 gig. Now you are stuck with that until you can fork up $250 just to buy it. Also, the 2 gigs are $150. I have an Icetech Keo, that has the same space,, and cost me only $100, and works just as well. 3. The iPod shuffle is really not innovative. It just makes going through music harder. You have no clue what song you are currently on, and the fact that it is smaller means it is harder to find when it is lost. 4. The 30 gig and the 80 gig are really clunky and bulky. If you attempt to fit it in your pocket, it will probably barely fit. Also, who needs 20,000 songs on an 80 gig? Or who has that many, as a matter of fact? 5. Apple makes it sound like it is the only mp3 player out there. But instead, they fail at that. My Icetech Keo can play music as well as play videos, view pictures, play games, listen to the radio, have a phone book, record and play back sounds, and view documents. What can an iPod do? Play music, play videos (which you have to dish out $250 for), and play pointless games, like what is this song, like you don't know any of the songs you put on it. As you can see, I despise it, because Apple acts like it is the only one out there, but is really shitty.

Yea, I didn't buy an iPod. I bought an IceTech Keo at http://www.icetechusa.com/, and it works as fine, if not better than an iPod.

117. (iPod) (16↑, 16↓)
I own the 60gig video Ipod. Anyway it does suck in terms of w hat you can do. Itunes is pathetic,and if oyu actually buy fucking mp3's then you deserved whatever bankrupcy you had to file.. Geezjust download and install ipod linux then just download ymp3's for free, and yes you can still do it. Ipod is only a mp3 player, and I would have to say it isn't the best. Anyway does pisses me off that I can't add my damn anime on it unless I reformat it into a .mp4 which is inefficient as a media player... .avi is a waaay better more efficient codec, and also I'm black and I never lived near a suburb. My neighborhood is dangerous but hey so is life. Anyway for all you suburban whites. Stop insulting us\!\!\! also yeah Ipod is over advertise and I hate the bastards who support Apple.. I don't care if they buy an Ipod as long as they don't clal a mp3 player an Ipod. Also I only have hatred for those who like Macintosh. pisses me off... Seriously.

MAc sucks\!\!\! I mean seriously who cares for an ipod anyway

118. (iPod) (12↑, 12↓)
Something people buy to look cool

"hey look, ive got an iPod" "Sweet, how much did that cost?" "$599" "Wow, mine cost half that, for double the capacity" "yeah but .. im way cooler" "true true, i want an iPod now\!"

Author: JustinFromAus http://ipod.urbanup.com/1910026
119. (iPod) (34↑, 34↓)
1. An MP3 Player. More expensive than most, if not all, other players in the market. 2. Scheme by Apple to take over youth.

I hate "iPoods". They cost too much and are unreliable. I got this Rio 5 GB for 60 dollars less than a 4 GB iPod. You know, some people might just hate iPods. Lots of people can afford them. I just hate them. Brainwashing\!

120. (iPod) (0↑, 1↓)
An mp3 player, made by Apple. Plays music, fits in your pocket, and has a camera, just like any mp3 player should. It may be pricey, but if you look at the iPod touch/iPhone, it may be worth the extra money. It can hold more music than what most people have, which is a good thing, in case you want to add more music. It's more durable than most mp3 players(I dropped mine down a staircase a couple times, and the floor it hit was concrete, and it still works perfectly). You can surf the internet, browse YouTube, mess with countless fun apps, use a calculator to help you with bills or math homework, detonate a bomb(I swear to God, there's an app for that, FPSRussia did it), start your car, call your friends(iPhone), auto-tune your voice, film an elephant for some reason, and a bunch of other crap. The old iPods were meh, though. Most would recommend a Touch.

This iPod kicks ass. I'm watching FluffeeTalks in English class\!

121. (iPod) (0↑, 1↓)
an escape boat used by submariners. Should be used only when the drowning person has 1 minute to live.

She used the iPod to [survive] from the drowning submarine.

122. (iPod) (0↑, 1↓)
Something everybody these days seems to hate. I bought a used second generation iPod (no, not a touch I'm talkin' the old 20gig model from 2002) and the old beast has delivered nothing but solid performance. I get far better battery life than with my old creative Zen. And at only 35$ on Kijiji you can't go wrong. And while I don't have anywhere near 20gigs of music, that extra space is great if I want to use my iPod as an external drive. And even my past models have been great performers. Those of you who seem to suffer iPod problems and scratches are probably rough and rowdy jocks and are better suited handling a simple flash based player, although a lot of my friends report ROM crashes with their flash players...

Friend 1: I had to take back my creative player, it got that white screen of death again... Me: Nods while listening to old monochromatic iPod.

123. (ipod) (2↑, 3↓)
1. a retarded mp3 player that costs at least 2 times more than others that are just as good if not better 2. a mp3 player that can break so easily

1. Idiot: I just got an ipod that holds 10,000 songs for $500\! and songs only cost a dollar\! Me: i have a dell that holds 10,000 songs and i got it for $200. oh and songs are only $.20 2. i have only had my ipod for a week and its already broken

124. (iPod) (8↑, 9↓)
More Particularity The "iPod Nano" A peice of crap MP3 that breaks within the first month yuo have it. Cums in a variety of colours. It holds more songs than anyone will ever own in their lives.It also says 12 hour battery life, but lasts for dick hours and there is Limited rechargeable battery - there are only a certain amount of charges you can use and then you have to pay a brazillion dollars for a new god damn battery. Yeah and if you don't want the screen to look like a cat was trying to find drugs in it, you have to buy a 50 dollar rubber case that isnt worth crap. Totally overpriced for such a piece of crap. $420.00 Canadian for the peice of crap alone, and then a 3-year warranty which bumped it up to $508.00.

And if you want to use the room you have to pay 10,000 dollars for the 10,000 freaking songs it holds. SomeRandom:WOW. My iPod hold 10,000 songs and it costed like 500$, and music is only a dollar a song\!\! Me: My MP3 Holds 500 songs, only costed 100 dollar and music is free. SomeRandom: Yeah well, nyah\!

125. (ipod) (6↑, 7↓)
The greatest piece of electronic equipment ever invented, the iPod, since its release in 2001, has made easier the lives of music fans everywhere. Yeah right, hahahah. In reality, the iPod is a complete piece of horse feces. The day that mine broke was the best day of my life, and it was also 3 months after I bought the stupid thing. Ask any Ipod user and they will say that they spend more time sorting out the kinks with the piece of shit than they do actually listening to it. The only reason that iPods are so popular is that Apple has so much money to spend on advertising that pretty much the whole of north america and the u.k. don't bother to research alternatives. The average lifespan of an iPod is about 6 months, and these things cost about 3 times as much as the sansa e200's, which in fact are infinitely superior in design. The only good aspects of the iPod is that it has enough disk space to hold every song ever made,it can be used as a form of compensation for those cursed with small penises, and it's small enough to fit in your asshole, which is what most people become once purchasing an ipod. Undoubtedly the biggest waste of money and time since the invention of collectible action figures. I just want to add that I am the proud owner of a cd player, and my life became infinitessimaly more simple and happy once my iPod broke. The only way to ensure that an ipod does not break is to not take it out of the box.

Bill: Hey guess what? I just got an Ipod\! Joe: Oh, you poor fucker. Bill: Here, you want to listen to some music on my Ipod? Joe: *sigh, with a feeling of great sadness at the fact that his best friend has become an ipod zombie* Bill: I'll take that for a yes. *pullign Ipod out of his asshole* Hey, why wont it turn on? How can the battery be dead? I charged it this morning\! What's that it says on the screen? Oh my god, it says "congradulations, you are now the owner of an ipod, which now that you have tried to use it, will spontaneously combust"\! *ginormous boom as the ipod bursts into flames* Bill: Aw, c'mon, I paid 500 dollars for this thing just to have it explode when I try to listen to Journey? Joe: *Loads Journey cd into his cd player and walks away, slowly shaking his head.*

Author: three_cheers_for_trousers http://ipod.urbanup.com/2246252
126. (iPod) (1↑, 3↓)
1. The only reason why the tech industry is split into two sides now. You have Apple on one side, and Microsoft, HTC, Nokia, HP, Dell, Motorola, RIM, Sony, Nintendo, Panasonic, Toshiba and pretty much every other company that has their name plated in cheap chrome and glued on to almost any product that has a microprocessor in it, on one side. 2. The number 1 reason for envy in our modern society 3. The bar which splits society in two classes, rich and poor, according to those who owns an iPod. 4. A way to escape the nagging mom and into fantasy land where everyone dresses black turtle-necks and jeans.

1. Steve: "Today, we will re-invent the phone." - 2007 abc: "We introduce to you our new touch screen smart phone, Motorola Droid X\!" - 2010 by then, Steve would've already re-invented the phone 4 times\! 2. Tom:"HELP\!\!\! I'm being robbed\!" Dick:"Mom, that poor man is being robbed. Shouldn't we help him?" Dick's mom:"No honey he has an iPod. He deserved it." 3. Kid A: "Santa, what do I get for christmas?" Santa: "Your family is rich and has donated a lot to our church, how about an iPod?" Kid B: "Santa, I want an iPod too\!" Santa: "Kid, many things in life are destined. How about I give you a pair of socks instead?" Kid B: "Oh Wow\! Yay\! Thanks Santa\!" 4. Mom: "Tom, I thought I told you to.........\!\!\!\!\!" Tom: "Sorry mom\! I'm iPodding and can't hear you\! Can you speak louder?" -increases the volume as soon as he's finished his sentence.

Author: boughtanipodandregret http://ipod.urbanup.com/5105596
127. (ipod) (0↑, 2↓)
most unnecessarily hated mp3 player ever, even though its the only one that you can check your email and surf the web with. you pay for quality and if you dont want to pay for cool features, don't. go buy a zen that can't do all of those things. no software is quite as simple as ipod though, although the music is expensive for people who are too stupid to put music on itunes from limewire.

john:i fucking hate ipods, they are so gay. me: what do you have? John: a zen, it was half the price and its cool\! me: oh, what does it do? John: oh, i can listen to music and online radio. me: oh really? me too, but at the same time i can also email all my other friends with ipods on my full keyboard touchscreen while i play awesome games that you dont have on your zen. John: oh shit, you can do a lot of shit that i can't. me: i know. because i have an ipod and not a zen. John. i need an ipod. me: exactly.

128. (ipod) (1↑, 3↓)
an expensive piece of shit that breaks after being dropped from a height of .00001 mm

Dude 1: Dude..what is that huge slash across ur Ipod screen? Dude 2: I set my Ipod down on the table and the screen broke... Dude 1: sweet...

129. (iPod) (3↑, 5↓)
An overhyped and overpriced piece of shit music player made by Apple. Costs $250 for one that actually works good. iPods will eventually be made to store every piece of content on the iTunes Store. They often tend to break easy, resulting in immediate loss of coolness when you drop it.

Sally ann: "OMG I JusT got AN iPOD\!\! OMGOMGOMG\! IM GONNA FIT IN" Emo Girl: "I. Got. One. To. Everyone. Will. Be. My. Friend" 2 Hours Later... Sally Ann: "WTF MY IPAWD JUST LIKE DIED I MEAN LIKE OMG THIS PIECE OF TRASH I"M GONNA GO TO THE APPLE STORE AND JUST LIKe, GO on MYSPACE ON ALL THE compies NOW."

130. (ipod) (7↑, 9↓)
A topic on UD to show how sad and creepy its users are.

Normal person: Hey what are you doing? UD user: I'm writing about how iPods SUCK\! Normal person: I dunno, they're kinda cool. UD user: You're being brain washed MAN\! Normal person: But they've won awards, their the most popular Media player. UD user: ....SILENCE\! I SHALL ADD TO THE DEFINITION SO THAT EVERYONE WILL SEE MY GENIUS\! Normal person: .....okay....

Author: Not disgrunted http://ipod.urbanup.com/2324651
131. (iPod) (4↑, 6↓)
An iPod is a financial black hole, designed to combat the problem of money becoming concentrated around individual people. Them iPod works via the capitalist interaction, which can be thought of as one of the five fundamental interactions (along with the gravity, strong, electromagnetic and weak interactions). The iPod absorbs money from entities possessing large amounts of it, and slowly emits the energy contained in the money as molecular vibrations. During this process, the energy contained in the battery power of the iPod is also emitted as molecular vibrations, and when this reaches zero, the functionality of the iPod disappears. The field strength per dollar of an iPod is given by the following equation: Field strength per dollar = - iPod capacity / (4 * pi * permittivity of free space * (distance between iPod and money)^2) where iPod capacity is measured in gibibytes, and distance in metres.

Little Johnny has $40. His wallet is 1 metre away from an iPod. The iPod has a capacity of 40 GiB. Using the formula, Little Johnny's money is subjected to a force of magnitude approximately 10^13 Newtons by the iPod. No wonder he wouldn't shut up asking for one.

Author: The dude in Zelda that wears green http://ipod.urbanup.com/2171837
132. (ipod) (29↑, 31↓)
a really nice device, with both pro's and con's. too bad the poor people talk bad about them because they cant afford them. lets you buy songs off of iTunes and keep tracks in your iLibrary. and you can bring them when you go out and people can see how nice they are.

Hey Jeff, i really like your 30GB iPod. Yea, i like it too. Too bad those people posting insults about them on urbandictionary.com cant afford one.

133. (iPod) (8↑, 10↓)
World's best selling mp3 player, some people like it some people don't. I got my 30 gb video ipod for around $250, its not as overpriced as some of these ignorant dumbshits claim it to be. I need this 30 gb harddrive so i can store files off my computer, music, and videos. Also dropped on concrete 3 times and never broke. Don't listen to these people without personal experience. Not to mention that they look awesome. Also 10 hours of battery life.

Nonconformist prick: Dude, you got an iPod, i thought i told you not to give in to Cooperate America? Me: Stfu, go listen to your Creative Zen that will break in 5 minutes.

134. (iPod) (29↑, 31↓)
The best thing on Earth. I have a 1gig black nano and I need a bigger one\! I love iPod's. A must buy for anyone that has a lot of music but has to be on the computer to listen to it. Not much money for something as good as an iPod. Mine was only $240 Canadaian dollars WITH THE 3-YEAR WARRENTY\!\!\!\! Mine has a name, it's name is Zelda.

Dude\#1 - Hey, whats up? Dude\#2 - Just bought an iPod. Dude\#1 - Why would you waste money on one of those? Dude\#2 - I didn't waste anything, I spent good money on something i'll use forever you idiot.

135. (ipod) (24↑, 26↓)
The end of the world as we know it. These little things of doom have brainwashed people through high pitched frequencies that can not be heard through the human hear directly from the pod itself. These sounds make you want ipods more and more. You will have to pre-pre-order the next model from Japan. These people who have the ipod will not tolerate insults or the tolerate fact that they have been brainwashed by the evil music device. They will call you a liar and try to harm you verbally and/or physically (trust me, i know). In fact, it is more than a music device. Thanks to hackers, you can get INTERNET and EMAIL on these things simply by loading a small program to it(no external hardware added)\! Why, and how, could something only designed to play music pick up a wifi Internet signal? Hmm... Remember when you first bought that ipod, you give appple all your info (where you live, phone number, etc) They put that info in to the ipod and their data base so they can track you any where on earth\! Ipods most likely have GPS in them to track you. And one day they are going to send you a signal to your pod of death and you will do their bidding. Kill, destroy, ruin all mankind as we know it. So don't support the apocalypse and get a NORMAL mp3 (or mp4) player\!

i-person: Check out my 60gb video ipod\! me: those things brainwash you and are a sign of the apocalypse. i-person: YOU LIAR\! YOUR LYING\! YOUL NEVER MAKE ME BELIEVE THAT\! me: You're just mad because brainwashed\! i-person: I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR FREAKIN' ARM OFF THEN PUT A PICTURE OF IT ON MY IPOD\! me: :runs away:

Author: Austin Merath http://ipod.urbanup.com/1959672
136. (iPod) (0↑, 3↓)
A Racist piece of equipment

Dude \#1: What color iPod did you get? Dude \#2: Black Dude \#1: Racist son of a bitch\!\!

137. (iPod) (0↑, 3↓)
A piece of shit, usually bullshit

That's iPod\! I don't believe you\!

138. (ipod) (4↑, 7↓)
mp3 player made by apple, high priced and not long lasting. endorsed by everyone and owned by everyone, except ppl who are broke,hate apple, or whos parents bought them a even crappier mp3 player. idk about you guys but my battery lasts for atleast 20 hours str8 so idk what u are talking about. bottom line, got the money and like the wheel? buy it. want to upload and unload songs? use a diffrent program then itunes. want free songs? you kno how...... buy the cds\! lmao

me: stop bitching and let ppl buy what ever the fuck they want. you: omg apple sucks price sucks battery sucks listin to me i must control your life and make u get ride of an ipod cuz i hate them.

Author: Jordan rafiki mon http://ipod.urbanup.com/2587417
139. (ipod) (4↑, 7↓)
A crappy portable multimedia player every crApple fanatics brag about (every crApple products are the best thing since sliced bread you know\!) which has one of the lowest price/whatever is positive ratio to bring Jobs tons of cash.

-iPods suck, you can't even put the songs on it anywhere else\! -What the hell do you mean moron, they're the best thing since the universe was created\! You just have to pay $1 to get them again on iTunes, that's great\!

140. (ipod) (3↑, 6↓)
noun; Something you spent a fortune on that doesn't live up to the anticipation, or gets old after a short period of time

That tempur-pedic mattress I just bought isn't that great. It's in iPod in mattress form. That basketball goal I just had installed turned out to be an iPod. I never have time to use it.

141. (ipod) (2↑, 5↓)
an overpriced, overhyped multimedia player that is sold to teenagers as fashion accesories. breaks really fast.

Helen: omg I have an iPod\! Sue: iDONT *walks away*

142. (iPod) (5↑, 8↓)
A small mp3 playing device that has pros and cons. Half of the people writing bad reviews probably: A. Don't have the money to afford an iPod or B. Don't use proper care, which is why it breaks so easy (dropping, lending, keeping it in your pocket with your car keys, etc.) Sure, the iPod doesn't have a mic or a radio, but it does allow users with any music library have their music on the go. An 11 year old can put his library of 50 songs on it, or a 40 year old studio owner can put their library of 10,000 songs on it. It does also get scratched easy, but if your willing to shell out $250 for an ipod, you have the extra $30 to spend on a case for it. iTunes is pretty easy to use, and it is pretty straightforward. They even have audiobooks and (some-what) overpriced movies. But hey, no ones putting a gun to your head telling you to buy them. I've had my 30 gig video iPod for a year and a half with minor scratches (I have a case) and my stock headphones are plenty loud and haven't broke. So you can buy a $250 iPod that will easily hold your full library of songs, but may have some drawbacks, or buy a different $250 mp3 player that has a radio and mic, but holds less songs.

Guy 1: Nice iPod, is it giving you any troubles? Guy 2: I've had it for a year, and its doing good so far. Guy 1: Well I heard iPods suck. You wasted your money\!\! Guy 2: Cool? Thats your opinion, mine has been fine.

143. (ipod) (7↑, 10↓)
the item that is very commonly baught all because people belive they are the best when truly, ipods are junk fucking horrible little shit mongrals

i want to smash your ipod

Author: frozenbrains http://ipod.urbanup.com/2010426
144. (ipod) (10↑, 13↓)
A genuine MP3 player designed by Apple. The Video iPods can hold up to 60GB of media and the nanos are thinner than a pencil. May be expensive but well worth it. Not to mention about the haters you see on the rest of urban dictionary... Those people can't afford one that's why they want to use the Creative Zens to insult over it which make the Creative Zens also known as Lame-Flat iPods that can only sync up to 125 songs.

Person 1 : Hey It's an iPod Person 2 : yeah Person 1 : I can't believe you even wanna be SEEN with that piece of crap. Person 2 : Is it becasue you can't afford one? Person 1 : Yeah... (weeps) Person 2 : Don't worry, you can always buy a fake and poser version of ipods called the Zen.

145. (ipod) (4↑, 7↓)
The ipod has become a cultural icon for our generation. It is, simply, a music player. Able to hold mass amounts of music, it is what many consider to be the next form of music. However, I believe it will destroy the art of album making. If a band only gets 2-3 of their songs downloaded and sold - why release 12?

Ipods will destroy America.

Author: BigBossWhitey http://ipod.urbanup.com/1967684
146. (iPod) (8↑, 11↓)
A hole in which one dumps money into. This hole just happens to hold more music than one will ever want to hear, and also provides the means to spend a ridiculously large amount of money on music and videos that you can get for *free. *semi-legally

Person 1: dude, you're out of toilet paper\! Person 2: just use my iPod. it should be in the garbage can in there.

147. (iPod) (14↑, 17↓)
An extremely expensive/unnecessary music player used to do nothing but play music loud enough to make you go deaf.

girl1: oh my god i left my new iPod at my friends house\! girl2: its ok you can get it later girl1: you dont understand i cant go anywhere without my iPod girl2: why? what does it do? girl1: ...play music girl2: thats it? its was like $300...doesn't it do something else? girl1: uhh...no.

148. (ipod) (17↑, 20↓)
A trendy, overhyped version of an mp3 player that helped save Apple from bankruptcy. As all Apple products, it is overpriced. Buying yourself a generic mp3 player or even one from Creative saves you 100 bucks as well as a piece of mind.

I used my entire paycheck to buy an ipod and play tasteless watered down music because my friends have one.

149. (iPod) (2↑, 6↓)
Anyone that thinks an iPod is bad has never had one and is just a dumb hater. iPods dominate all other mp3 players because they're a milllion times easier to use, sleeker, have a large capacity, and work unless you're a complete dumbass and break it. Also, Apple has a wonderful warranty program and will replace your battery for free. CUNTS

iPod \> Creative Zen and anyone that disagrees wants to be cool by going against the majority of the population but are just bitches

Author: Sean Driscoll http://ipod.urbanup.com/3346865
150. (ipod) (3↑, 7↓)
The premier mp3 player. Apparently people have a problem with that. The most common problem? Too expensive. Is that REALLY the case? No, the nay-sayers are CHEAP. Yes CHEAP. A ford fiesta drives around town just like a Mercedes-Benz G500. But we all know the difference. An ipod to a iriver whatever is the same thing. Not everyone is CHEAP and unable to afford an ipod. For a country built on majority rule, some people sure do complain alot. it's not the world's best-selling mp3 player for no reason. Some people don't care to watch a full-fledged movie on a screen the size of a babies hand nor buy a mp3 player to listen to the radio (c'mon now, don't be nit-pickey.) Just calmly think about it to yourself and chiefly, stop being so damn CHEAP. broke ass motherfuckahs... i'm ballin' bitches\! i even got diamonds all around my shit. Suck on these muthafuckahs\!\!

Anti-Ipod Guy: you got an ipod? How stupid of you, my mp3 player is half the price and does all the same things. Even has a internet radio. Pro-Ipod Guy: That's nice... same as saying... Anti-Ipod Guy: You got a BMW M3? How stupid of you. My Ford Focus has four wheels and front-mounted engine and costs a fraction of your car. Even has FM radio. Pro-Ipod Guy: That's nice...

Author: The Grey John http://ipod.urbanup.com/2649809
151. (ipod) (2↑, 6↓)
I´ve read something on-line, that the "i" would stand for internet, and "pod", cam from the movie 2001 - pod is a compartment or sth. like that. Somewhere else you can find a definition like portable music player. So I guess my definition for iPOD, would be, internet portable music player driver.

I don´t own an iPOD, once the other MP3 players work exaclty the same way.

Author: Sam Damasceno http://ipod.urbanup.com/2323435
152. (iPod) (4↑, 8↓)
The epiphany of everything that is wrong with pop-culture today. Over-priced, over-exposed, over-used, and a POS interface (iTunes). And its WAAY too expensive. Also a blatant monopoly (last time I checked those were illegal).

Dont buy an Ipod. Buy Creative, or Rhapsody. Hell, buy a Zune like me. ANYTHING but an Ipod

153. (iPod) (14↑, 18↓)
exorbitantly priced enemy of capitalism, which is of course why it succeeds in the United States. murderer of competitive pricing theory

my friend zach: dude, my zen micro broke, and now i have this shitty iPod nano me: at least yours didn't break in the box zach: yeah, iPods kick about as much ass as micheal jackson's nose me: micheal jackson doesn't have a nose zach: exactly

Author: aforaffluence http://ipod.urbanup.com/1639976
154. (iPod) (1↑, 6↓)
An overated MP3 player with gimmicky features like an accelerometer and a hard drive that to fill LEGALLY at £0.79 a song would leave on hell of a dent in your wallet. everyone who has posted calling this a lie has donwloaded all of thier songs ILLEGALY then put on itunes. Key word, ILLEGALY. then you get people with 120gb ipod that never listen to half the songs on there because they fill it with songs that they dont even like. and then for some reason having no room left becomes somethign to brag about oh yeah, and dont try to put the music off one ipod onto another pc. Apple says thats not allowed, so cant be done without technically voiding the warranty

1: lolz, i gots ma 120g ipod and i only have 10g left 2: ha you suxx, i has only 1g left 3: i have a 16g walkman, full of music I ACTUALLY LISTEN TO

155. (ipod) (2↑, 7↓)
a topic for poor people on urbanditionary to talk about

I bought one of these with my saved money. iPods are a waste of space on earth. 1. It holds more songs than anyone will ever own in their lives. 2. It says 12 hour battery life, but lasts for dick hours 3. Limited rechargeable battery - there are only a certain amount of charges you can use and then you have to pay a bazillion dollars for a new god damn battery. 4. Covering scratches easily, and if you don't want the screen to look like a cat was trying to find drugs in it, you have to buy a 50 dollar rubber case that yellows with time. 5. So overpriced for such a piece of shit. $420.00 CDN for it alone, and then a 3-year warranty which bumped it up to $508.00.

Author: jskaskljakljaskldjfsdkl;jflaskdfsdfasdf http://ipod.urbanup.com/2462771
156. (ipod) (3↑, 8↓)
A $300 music player that costs more, gets stolen more often, and suffers from poorer audio quality than a CD player.

iPod user: Dude, my iPod fits in my POCKET\! Me: Wow, my CD player does too\! iPod User: Can your CD player hold 5 bazillion songs? Me: No, I only have 10 CDs iPod User: Yeah, but my songs sound better Me: *starts snickering* iPod user: And it lasts longer Me: *Laughs out loud* I've had the SAME CD player since 2002 and it still works like a charm, Retard\!

157. (ipod) (7↑, 12↓)
a little cheap thing you put music on & u buy it for 340 dollars, it breaks 3 weeks later..and then they dont let you replace it.. fuckin fags

ipods are overrated..\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

Author: **caitlyn** chrt http://ipod.urbanup.com/1852291
158. (iPod) (0↑, 5↓)
A term used for defecating upon another person's face during sex. Also known as an iPoop

"Hey John, last night Jenny wanted me to give her an iPod. But the sad part is I tried and couldn't."

Author: Skitzobadass http://ipod.urbanup.com/1585278
159. (Ipod) (2↑, 8↓)
I Prang On Dick

Randy likes to Ipod

Author: psycho nigga from da west http://ipod.urbanup.com/3330616
160. (iPod) (6↑, 12↓)
everyone who posts on here saying that that an ipod is the most expensive way to get music is a fucking idiot. an ipod doesnt change the way you download music. it just changes how you listen to it. stupid ass dicks. an ipod is great

Steve Jobs invented the iPod so now the music industry sucks his dick

Author: waterskier2007 http://ipod.urbanup.com/3183532
161. (Ipod) (4↑, 10↓)
A mp3 player that can hold 1GB to 60GB (depending on what you get). It is also something that people complain alot about because of it's short battery life. I think that people should stop complaining about it and dont buy one...cuz if you think it's so bad...why do you buy it?...fucktards

Bob:Hey i bought an Ipod, haha you can't afford it Dan:i heard they really suck Bob:it's a matter of opinion, if you too cheap to replace parts, then don't buy it Dan: fine, i'll go buy a creative mp3 player...everyone has been talking about those Bob: whatever....faggot

162. (ipod) (20↑, 26↓)
A relatively small device that allows a consumer to convert their CD collection into [MP3] format and [download] their [music] collection for portable listening pleasure. It costs a lot of dough (buy a Rio or whatever if you’re still mad at the price) because of the exceptional audio sound of not only the [device] itself, but the [home], [office], and [car] accessories it has. If you [travel], have a very large music collection, or desire to utilize all of your friends’ and relatives’ music collections, then you should probably invest in an ipod. ipod’s are God’s gift to mankind.

person one: Well, off to work, I'd better make sure my ipod's charged up. person two: ipods are dumb and expensive. person one: Oh, what kind of ipod do you have? Person two: I don't have an ipod, I just like to bitch about things that aren't directly related to me.

163. (iPod) (2↑, 9↓)
Really now, dont be jealous because you just dont have one. Apple makes good stuff. and if you are bitching about how you bought a 60 gig and put 200 songs on it, your a fucking retard. Ive got a 16 with 2900. And duhhh, limewire, you fuckface

An Ipod is not that bad, even though it is expensive. get over yourself

164. (ipod) (8↑, 15↓)
The mix CD of the 21st century

Dude? You still have mix CDs? Please. You know everyone has an ipod now.

165. (ipod) (51↑, 58↓)
really expensive fashion statement

my new ipod mini matches my stupid crap green shoes

166. (Ipod) (4↑, 12↓)
Something that is overpriced and over-rated. It can hold more songs than anyone can EVER listen to. You have an option to BUY all of your MP3s the LEGAL way off the Itunes store or you can download them all for free off of Limewire ... to get album covers you can easily go on Google Images. You can only charge your battery a couple of times ... then you have to spend 935709754 dollars to get a new one. :/ Another option all-together is to get a kind-of-cheap MP3/MP4 player from Wal-Mart that may not look as nice, but does pretty much the same thing as an Ipod ... also takes batteries. What does it matter what your MP3/MP4 player looks like, as long as you can listen to music, who the fuck CARES?

Dude: OMG, I just bought a 500GB Ipod\!\!\!\! Other Dude: And, why would you do that? Dude: So I can listen to my three hundred songs\! Other Dude: Why didn't you get a cheaper version, then? You don't really need all of those GBs. Dude: So I can be hella cool ... and spend hundreds of dollars on the over four hundred GBs I do not need in my whole life time. Other Dude: You're a loser ..

Author: Madison pwns your mom ;D http://ipod.urbanup.com/3214262
167. (iPod) (14↑, 22↓)
A very simple, easy to use music player. People often enjoy bashing on them saying other brands have [x] more features such as radio, voice recorder etc. Most people don't need all that BS and it makes things more complicated. The iPod sells very well because it does something very well, play music, and offers a very good user experience. The FM thing is really dumb, why would you need FM radio on your mp3 player, when in fact, it IS an MP3 PLAYER\! Don't you want to play MP3's?? That's like buying a CD player so you can listen to the radio, wtf? Also, it's true you pay the premium for an iPod for it's very nice aesthetic design. It's obviously superior than any other plastic piece of garbage. Everything else simply feels cheap, and looks cheap, and is packaged in tacky packaging. All of those combined give the iPod an excellent out of the box experience, and it feels nice in the palm of your hand.

iPod Owner: I love my iPod, it's so smooth and works great, although my hard drive ended up failing i'll simply drop it by the Apple Store, since I'm not cheap and actually bought an additional 2 years of service for it, they'll take care of it right away and I'll probably get a refurb immediately. Creative Owner: Hey look\! My ZEN makes creaky noises when you squeeze it\!\! Sweet\! OH shit i broke it... :(

Author: Matthew Gill http://ipod.urbanup.com/1723380
168. (ipod) (1↑, 9↓)
ipods are just another way to help the big computer companies to take over the world. they are horible\!\!\!\! i know at least 40 people who got one for christmas, the same exact thing\!\! and the same thing happens to all of them\! i know like 5 people who spent like 400 bucks on the god damn video ones, which are also rip-offs, and they have huge gouges across the screen already. the only reason why people buy them is so they look cool, its just apple trying a corporate take-over\!\!\!\!

Do not buy IPODS\!\!\!\!\! they are stupid\! there are at least 100 better mp3 players for less than half the price\!\!\!

169. (ipod) (4↑, 13↓)
An mp3 player as good as every other freakin player around, except doesnt have color screen, and cost 2X as much, and cost 2X as much to get songs for, also made by the dumbest company APPLE.\<--die die

Ipod's are the best\! They cost 199.99\! and I can buy 10,000 songs for 10,000 dollars\!- Really; I got this mp3 player for 90.99 and I can put any songs off my computer onto it for free\!

170. (ipod) (3↑, 13↓)
The best thing this world's come up with. contains usually around 500-1000+ songs. battery life around 12-24 hours small, compact. used by millions of people around the world the only thing that i need to survive in this world. yes i am a scene kid but w.e

my ipod never leaves me. its always in my ears no matter where i am

Author: together we fall http://ipod.urbanup.com/2389922
171. (ipod) (6↑, 16↓)
A portable music playing device that is awesome, unfortunately [haters] feel that they must flame it just because they don't like them.

Ipod owner: Hey I just bought an ipod check it out\! Hater: Noez\!\!11\!\! i h8 teh ipodzzz th3y suxorz you fuckin emo fag get a zen or a zune Ipod owner: Um, Its my money, I can buy what I want fucktard. Hater: STFU ipodz sux Ipod owner: Fuck off, stupid mac hating microsoft fanboy

172. (ipod) (9↑, 21↓)
I really don't know why so many people are hating on the iPod. I, personally, think it's great. While it's more expensive than some MP3 players that do the same thing, it just appeals to me more than other MP3 players. I think it has great battery life, the videos look really good, and I really like the click wheel. Sure, it's a pretty penny, but I think it's very worth it. I didn't buy it because I wanted to look cool, I bought it because I wanted a reliable MP3 player that looked nice, was easy to use, and was sturdy. However, the headphones they give you are COMPLETE SHIT. Mine broke after a day and I had to buy new ones. LAME.

"Hey guys I got an iPod\!" "You retard, a Creative Zen is like way cheaper and has the same storage." "Uh..FUCK YOU because iPods are way better.."

173. (iPod) (4↑, 18↓)
one of the most amazing devices ever invented. Has the highest quality music stores and greatest selection. If it ever freezes it isn't completely dead you just have to restart it. Most people who highly criticize it and make fun of people who have it are just to poor to buy it and jealous of people who have some money. So if your thinking of buying an mp3 go with iPod cause all of the other mp3's suck balls, especially the gay zune.

guy1: dude I just got a zune\! guy2: why didn't you get an iPod there higher quality guy1: cause they break in 2 weeks and the battery sucks guy2: actually I've had mind for 3 years without any problems. And my battery lasts a good 6 hours still. Guy1: well my zune has a radio guy2: wow I just got a iPod touch and I has youtube safari mail gps calender and a touch screen. *guy 1 gets an ipod* Guy1: dude iPods rock\! Apple for life\! Zune can lick my anus\!

174. (ipod) (27↑, 43↓)
1. A small tool used by 4-year university students, democrats, and anyone owning a blog to play music, to fuel their madness with green day. 2. An RIAA Black Ops project to charge people for music, and making them think in the process they are rebeling. 3. A series of small pocket sized media devices, used for personal entertainment. 4. Something white people buy.

"Hey Bob-izzle\! Have you seen my ipod, i can't write in my webjournal without it."

Author: Usless Definitions http://ipod.urbanup.com/1462214
175. (ipod) (13↑, 32↓)
the sweetest mp3 ( but not limited to mp3 files)player in the world people often say that apple is trying to take over the world...there dumbasses theyre just jealous becuase they dont have one and what about the people that bitch about them breaking yes they can break but ive seen people using their ipods they treat them like shit dropping them shaking them hard drives have moving parts the read and write heads and the like and platters be careful not to drop it especially whilst its reading a song or just running in general you can listen to it spin up and run if you put it up to your ear......yeah so dont be a haterrr yo

ignant hippie: yo mannnnn those people at apple are trying to like take over the world like wal mart and microsoft mann monopolies.. big corporations noot cooool man douche bag who had an ipod but treated it like shit and it broke and now hes pissed at apple: heyy fuckasss thos ipods suck i had one and it broke what a piece of shit they have poor quality even though they come with a prestine mirror like finish front and back and are sturdy i hate them to try to seem conputer saavy saying the itunes interface and inner workings suck but i havent even tried to write a single program let alone a program as sophisticated as itunes

176. (ipod) (68↑, 88↓)
1. An MP3 player produced by [Apple] Computer, Inc. Its nice features include its small size, easy-to-use interface, clickwheel (bar none the best navigation system to date), syncing with iTunes, iTunes itself, polished looks. 2. An MP3 player that is constantly ripped on by people because: a) It's popular. These are the same people who stop listening to artists because they've "sold out". Shut the hell up. b) They don't have one, or can't afford them. This is understandable, as they can cost a lot. Buying a second-rate player like a SanDisk, iRiver, Rio for cheaper will end up hurting more than having patience and saving up for an iPod. c) Sometimes things go wrong with them. This is called 100% of products on the market. Seriously, you expect iTunes, a software made by a company that designs all its own hardware and software, to work on a PC with all of it's mixed-and-matched components, drivers, and parts. Puh-lease. Also, there's a simple reason why more people have problems with their iPods than people do with other players: Because more people have iPods\! Duh\! d) They don't come built in with features like an FM tuner, Ogg Vorbis playback, or compatibility with Napster/WMP/etc. Listen, you don't buy a toaster and expect it jerk you off, why complain about something like this. The features that other companies put into their machines to try and excel over the iPod are so trivial and pointless, that it is easy to see why Apple left them off. Have Ogg Vorbis files? Convert them. It's a sucky format. Use Napster? Switch to iTunes, where you actually get to keep your freaking music\! If you really think that other players like iRivers and Zens are making up for their huge size, clumsy interfaces, and second-rate software integration, with a goddamn FM tuner and streaming radio, then fine. Just make sure to tell your nurse at the asylum to add a little cyanide to your pudding, you fucking idiot. Oh yeah. To the guy that said that iTMS was hurting the music industry, take a look at illegal downloading services. Those are what take money out of the artists' pockets. And iTMS is the reason the music industry is thriving. Do you not realize how many more people are purchasing music now that it is immediately available from their computer? My only regret is that there is no level of logic, facts, or evidence that can counteract the supreme level of stupidity in the people that have defined this word before me.

1. "How do you use the Click Wheel?" "Spin it around." *Head explodes in simplicity* 2. "Dude, the iPod sucks, I mean, everybody has one. And, my iRiver can summon Croatian midgets from the dead. Too bad it's fucking impossible to sync and navigate my music, but oh well, I guess little people are cool too."

177. (ipod) (95↑, 120↓)
Small device which can hold (depending on the model) up to 10,000 songs. Most likely owned by 50% of high school students. It is the most popular mp3 player. In fact, if you're looking up the meaning to the word "ipod" in this dictionary, you probably live on an un-inhabited island. That, or you yourself just too poor to buy one, and are making yourself feel better by reading hate definitions, posted by OTHER poor/cheap people.

Bob: Is that an ipod? Joe:Uh..Yeah. Bob: That's completely mainstream, man. I can't believe you even wanna be SEEN with that piece of shit. Joe:Can't afford one? Bob:..Yup.

178. (ipod) (39↑, 66↓)
ipods are not that bad. they are easy to use and the itunes jukebox is extremely user friendly. they are pretty expensive and the headphones suck but there are pros and cons to everything. i havent had one problem with my ipod and im on windows. and not everyone buys a 10000 song ipod and puts 50 songs on it or wears the stupid white headphones even though there are rich kids who buy them as a status enhancer. also, i ahvent had one problem with mine and im on windows. i have never used a creative or iriver, and im thinking that alot of these people who say their mp3 players are better have never used an ipod, so i dont have anything to compare with but i really like my ipod.

i can tell you right now that ipods suck even though i have never touched one.

Author: theyrenotthatbad http://ipod.urbanup.com/1434999
179. (iPod) (29↑, 60↓)
A small, portable device created by Apple that stores a large amount of MP3 files and can also be used to store other files. Well, that's what it used to be. Around Fall of 2004, they became THE must have fashion item. Now it's just carried around by everyone and has maybe 20-50 songs on a 60 GB model. Also, people complain about technical difficulties, because they're using it with a Windows computer. WHOOPS.

Random Hipster: Wow, you have an iPod? Me: Yeah. Random Hipster: Wow, me too\! What kind? Me: 15 GB model. Random Hipster: Wow, I have a 60 GB model\! How many songs do you have? I have 46\! Me: Mine ran out of space. I have 2934 songs.(True.) Random Hipster: Dude, there aren't even that many songs in the world :(

Author: The 15GB veteran. http://ipod.urbanup.com/1387159
180. (iPod) (93↑, 125↓)
[Apple]'s market-leading music player, offering huge quantities of storage with an incredibly intuitive and simple interface and a sleek design. See [iPod 4G]

I have an iPod. Need I say more?

181. (iPod) (28↑, 69↓)
An Apple-made device that can play downloaded music. iPods cost around $250 in stores, but are remarkably easy to win online.

I don't have an iPod, but I have still managed to salvage some self-esteem.

Author: Diggity Monkeez http://ipod.urbanup.com/1126496
182. (ipod) (57↑, 106↓)
a portable music player that makes life easier and kicks ass.It holds thousands of songs. you can make your own playlist of any songs you like in the touch of a button. it is very easy to operate and you can transfer your songs from the computer to your ipod in the matter of seconds.

i use it every day when i walk home and i make my own playlists. ipod KICKS ASS\!\!\!\!\!\!

183. (iPod) (30↑, 89↓)
Plays [mp4]/AAC (better than shitty vorbis which no one in their right mind would put music in. no one fuckin' uses it and they never will). The menus can be re-arranged to fit your needs (i.e. switching to random quickly. Lightweight but with a large capacity hard drive. Given it doesn't have radio (which they should have added a long time ago), it has everything you need (by the way, what the fuck could an ethernet card do for an iPod anyway? Let you surf the internet? How about you list things that it truely is lacking than making shit up?)

iPods are better than Rio Karmas and other such shit

Author: smarterthanyou http://ipod.urbanup.com/1017950
184. (iPod) (32↑, 94↓)
Greatest MP3 player of all time...people that diss them either are envyous cause there poor ass shoe salesman fathers cant work up enough money to buy them one...come on guys its not apples fault that ur parents are fucking failures\! ive had my ipod for about 2 months and have charged it about 15 times or so...it lasts up to 500 charges...you do the math...bitches those of us that are still living in the CD world...im sorry that you suck at life but just know that when i whip out my iPod im saying that im better than you... those of us that like to brag about our Creative Zens...LOL...that shit looks like a fat gray brick...give me a break...get an ipod...losers...my 60GB iPod will own anything they can offer

Creative Owner: Dude check out my Creative I bought it yesterday\! Me: Really..? :Takes out iPod and changes song as light beams on him from the heavens and a choire of beautiful women sing: Creative Owner: :worships: Me: Thats right B\!TCH\!

Author: Jordan Marsala http://ipod.urbanup.com/1497040
185. (iPod) (80↑, 147↓)
An mp3 player that's battery is replaceble for 40 bucks, not 250, and only dies after 18 months if you are using it until the battery dies then charging it and using it again as soon as its charged, and so on.

The iPod is the best mp3 player. Check your facts retards.

Author: NotPatBonner http://ipod.urbanup.com/782530
186. (iPod) (25↑, 103↓)
Standard .MP3 player for the higher class citizens who can afford it. ($250 for mini, $300+ for regular)

I bought songs from the iTunes music store to put on my iPod.

187. (iPod) (81↑, 161↓)
A lot of the people on this site are obviously poor and cannot afford an iPod. The battery only loses capacity if you charge it like a mother fucker. And it's only $59 to replace. It's lithium based. You guys are just piss poor assholes making up lies to stop people from buying iPods because you can't afford them. Another misconception is that you have to pay iTunes $.99 everytime you add a song. HAHAHA, whoever does that is just a moron. All you have to do is download the songs and then add them to your iTunes library and in a matter of seconds they're on your iPod.

Person1: iPods totally suck because of the battery. It cost like $438953458839 to replace it\!\! And You have to pay $.99 a song\! Me: You're poor and making up lies.

188. (iPod) (49↑, 140↓)
Music player designed by Apple computers. Among such other innovations as G5 processor, iMac, PowerBook, Airport Express, and much much more. All hail Steve Jobs\!\! Go Macs\!

Jobs: Let's give PC users a taste of our power with this sample product, dubbed "iPod"

Author: Praetorian Guard http://ipod.urbanup.com/1061970
189. (ipod) (53↑, 337↓)
An mp3 player that is very popular amongst the fad following peoples. They are difficult to use, as they have a touch pad that you must move your finger in a circle on for it to work. this can be helpful, and not helpful. the head phones that come with it are not the most comfortable, and so it never ceases to amaze me how many people where these headphones even though they are not listening to music. my theory is it's just to show they have one. They are pretty expensive for the budgeted teen, but are supposedly worth the money.

I just filled up my ipod with some new music\!

Author: Stunningly Beautiful Brunette http://ipod.urbanup.com/1289604
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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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